Ode to Pete

Pete

Pete

Repete
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Let me tell ya all a story bout a man named Pete
Poor retired squid managed to keep his dwelling neat
One day he is out lookin at a plane
When up from his gum comes a horrible stabbing pain

Abscess tooth……..root canal

Well Pete goes to the dentist who says they can fix him up
In the chair he cries like a runt kicked pup
Infection gone, tooth fixed up all right
Sing the Visa slip and head home for the night

VISA……..Insurance copay

Now move ahead in time to just over a year
Here comes the pain from out of nowhere
He called and he called and the dentist don’t call back
Had to find another doc cause the first ones a quack

Anti-biotics……….pain pills

So off to the new doc Pete goes with the tooth
OMG says the doc who’er did that root canal surely was a goof.
Here is a consult to the oral surgeon who is gonna fix you up
So of to the see the new doc in his raspberry pickup truck

Doesn’t take your insurance…….grab your wallet

Pete meets the surgeon with a big lump on his jaw
He says write the check for $750 while I sharpen up my saw
Gonna cut up your jaw bone where the infection went wild
Grab the arm of the chair and stop actin like a child

Cringing with pain………..tears in his eyes

Oh BTW you need a specialist to redo that root canal
If you don’t you’ll be back in here in just a little while
Here is my pal she can fix your tooth right in a hurry
Thanks for the cash now I can get that new Ferrari


More copay…….consult sheets

So I call up the new doc and splain my situation
It’s a shame the first root canal was botched but here’s our stipulation
We don’t take insurance so up front you gotta pay
Pssst call the Beemer dealer and put the Z4 on lay away

Claim forms…….thousand dollars

Now Pete has the urge to go to the old doc and kick them in the can
If they hadn’t screwed up the first root canal he would be a happy man
As it stands now he’s goin to be a little poor
But his jaw wont feel like it was slammed in a door

Narcotic buzz.........perscriptions

Moral of this story to me is now crystal clear
And I'll tell yall before I disappear
Although the forum is cool and you may think it’s da bomb
You shouldn’t pick your dentist from a banner add on SOMD.COM
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Suz

Suz

33 yrs & we r still n luv
Pete said:
[que beverly hillbilly theme]

Let me tell ya all a story bout a man named Pete
Poor retired squid managed to keep his dwelling neat
Then up from his gum comes a horrible stabbing pain

Abscess tooth……..root canal

Well Pete goes to the dentist who says they can fix him up
Kin folk say gotta get her done
Infection gone, tooth fixed up all right

VISA……..Insurance copay

Now move ahead just over a year
Here comes the pain from out of nowhere
He called and he called and the dentist don’t call back
Had to find another doc cause the first ones a quack

Anti-biotics……….pain pills

So off to the new doc Pete goes with the tooth
OMG says the doc who’er did that root canal was surely a goof.
Here is a consult to the oral surgeon who is gonna fix you up

Doesn’t take your insurance…….grab your wallet

Pete meets the surgeon with a big lump on his jaw
He says write the check for $750 while I sharpen up my saw
Gonna cut up your jaw bone where the infection went wild

Cringing with pain………..tears in his eyes

Oh BTW you need a specialist to redo that root canal
If you don’t you’ll be back in here in just a little while
Here is my pal she can fix your tooth right up

More copay…….consult sheets

So I call up the new doc and splain my situation
It’s a shame it was botched but here’s our stipulation
We don’t take insurance so up front you gotta pay

Claim forms…….thousand dollars :yikes:

Now Pete has the urge to go to the old doc and kick them in the can
If they hadn’t screwed up the first root canal he would be a happy man
As it stands now he’s goin to be a little poor
But his jaw wont feel like it was slammed in a door
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sorry for the pain to your wallet and mouth though!!!:flowers:

hope your better soon!!
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
elaine said:
I don't know that one.
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I don't really know the words, but I can hum it for you. I just said that because I once heard that you can sing the words of every Emily Dickinson poem to the tune of "Yellow Rose..." and now I can't read one of her poems without singing it in my head! So I've boycotted all iambic pentameter poetry. :yay:
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
elaine said:
They must have, it's really hard to sing that to the Beverly Hillbillies tune.
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He's missing a line. Should go something like:

Let me tell ya all a story bout a man named Pete
Poor retired squid managed to keep his dwelling neat
Then up from his gum comes a horrible stabbing pain
That felt like he gargled with a shot of acid rain

Abscess tooth……..root canal
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How's that?
 
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