Ode to Pete
- Thread starter Pete
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It's official. You're my 7th most favorite person here.
See? You're doing it again.Pete said:
Moral of this story to me is now crystal clear
And I'll tell you before I disappear
Although the forum is cool and you may think it’s da bomb
You shouldn’t pick your dentist from a banner add on SOMD.COM
Pete
Repete
OK I fixed it
[que beverly hillbilly theme]
Let me tell ya all a story bout a man named Pete
Poor retired squid managed to keep his dwelling neat
One day he is out lookin at a plane
When up from his gum comes a horrible stabbing pain
Abscess tooth……..root canal
Well Pete goes to the dentist who says they can fix him up
In the chair he cries like a runt kicked pup
Infection gone, tooth fixed up all right
Sing the Visa slip and head home for the night
VISA……..Insurance copay
Now move ahead in time to just over a year
Here comes the pain from out of nowhere
He called and he called and the dentist don’t call back
Had to find another doc cause the first ones a quack
Anti-biotics……….pain pills
So off to the new doc Pete goes with the tooth
OMG says the doc who’er did that root canal surely was a goof.
Here is a consult to the oral surgeon who is gonna fix you up
So of to the see the new doc in his raspberry pickup truck
Doesn’t take your insurance…….grab your wallet
Pete meets the surgeon with a big lump on his jaw
He says write the check for $750 while I sharpen up my saw
Gonna cut up your jaw bone where the infection went wild
Grab the arm of the chair and stop actin like a child
Cringing with pain………..tears in his eyes
Oh BTW you need a specialist to redo that root canal
If you don’t you’ll be back in here in just a little while
Here is my pal she can fix your tooth right in a hurry
Thanks for the cash now I can get that new Ferrari
More copay…….consult sheets
So I call up the new doc and splain my situation
It’s a shame the first root canal was botched but here’s our stipulation
We don’t take insurance so up front you gotta pay
Pssst call the Beemer dealer and put the Z4 on lay away
Claim forms…….thousand dollars
Now Pete has the urge to go to the old doc and kick them in the can
If they hadn’t screwed up the first root canal he would be a happy man
As it stands now he’s goin to be a little poor
But his jaw wont feel like it was slammed in a door
Narcotic buzz.........perscriptions
Moral of this story to me is now crystal clear
And I'll tell yall before I disappear
Although the forum is cool and you may think it’s da bomb
You shouldn’t pick your dentist from a banner add on SOMD.COM
[/beverly hillbilly theme]
__________________
Under penalty of law do not remove this tagline.
[que beverly hillbilly theme]
Let me tell ya all a story bout a man named Pete
Poor retired squid managed to keep his dwelling neat
One day he is out lookin at a plane
When up from his gum comes a horrible stabbing pain
Abscess tooth……..root canal
Well Pete goes to the dentist who says they can fix him up
In the chair he cries like a runt kicked pup
Infection gone, tooth fixed up all right
Sing the Visa slip and head home for the night
VISA……..Insurance copay
Now move ahead in time to just over a year
Here comes the pain from out of nowhere
He called and he called and the dentist don’t call back
Had to find another doc cause the first ones a quack
Anti-biotics……….pain pills
So off to the new doc Pete goes with the tooth
OMG says the doc who’er did that root canal surely was a goof.
Here is a consult to the oral surgeon who is gonna fix you up
So of to the see the new doc in his raspberry pickup truck
Doesn’t take your insurance…….grab your wallet
Pete meets the surgeon with a big lump on his jaw
He says write the check for $750 while I sharpen up my saw
Gonna cut up your jaw bone where the infection went wild
Grab the arm of the chair and stop actin like a child
Cringing with pain………..tears in his eyes
Oh BTW you need a specialist to redo that root canal
If you don’t you’ll be back in here in just a little while
Here is my pal she can fix your tooth right in a hurry
Thanks for the cash now I can get that new Ferrari
More copay…….consult sheets
So I call up the new doc and splain my situation
It’s a shame the first root canal was botched but here’s our stipulation
We don’t take insurance so up front you gotta pay
Pssst call the Beemer dealer and put the Z4 on lay away
Claim forms…….thousand dollars
Now Pete has the urge to go to the old doc and kick them in the can
If they hadn’t screwed up the first root canal he would be a happy man
As it stands now he’s goin to be a little poor
But his jaw wont feel like it was slammed in a door
Narcotic buzz.........perscriptions
Moral of this story to me is now crystal clear
And I'll tell yall before I disappear
Although the forum is cool and you may think it’s da bomb
You shouldn’t pick your dentist from a banner add on SOMD.COM
[/beverly hillbilly theme]
__________________
Under penalty of law do not remove this tagline.
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Kizzy
Guest
very good
THERE ya go! 
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
Man! That's awful - and expensive - what a lame dental plan.
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Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Too funny, Pete! 
Hope you're feeling better and soooo sorry about your toofy. 
Hope you're feeling better and soooo sorry about your toofy.