kom526
They call me ... Sarcasmo
I mean this with the utmost respect, W---T---F?
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BadGirl
I am so very blessed
I am obsessed with Popeye's chicken. Thanks, Rose. 
PsyOps
Pixelated
Drummers
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "The Defendant."
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q: What do you call the guy who hangs out with the musicians in the band?
A: The drummer.
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "The Defendant."
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q: What do you call the guy who hangs out with the musicians in the band?
A: The drummer.
Toxick
Splat
Have you ever ended up in that weird part of YouTube?
"Did I ever tell ya about Bumble's, Bumble's bounce" !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDFoEZfXDVk
When I'm in a parking lot and some dingbat just walks right out in front of my car without looking, I stop and let them go on their oblivious way. But I sometimes think, why am I protecting the weaker of the species? Isn't that what Darwin was talking about? Shouldn't I just run that woman over and take her out of the gene pool as nature intended?
Saw two of Maryland's finest writing a ticket out to a lady parked in the fire lane in front of Leonardtown Food Lion. I walked by, pointed, and laughed. After they were finished, they blended back into the parking lot to lay in wait for the next entitled driver.
mamatutu
mama to two
Our bird feeders have been the center for a birdie party for the last few weeks! I never realized how the snow keeps them from finding food. We can have 30-40 at a time. Cardinals, wrens, woodpeckers of all sizes, doves, starlings, grackles, chickadees, sparrows, you name it! It is fun to watch them. Oh, and blue jays are bullies!
It is so funny to see the little birds spread their wings to act bigger than the other birds. Food for thought.
It is so funny to see the little birds spread their wings to act bigger than the other birds. Food for thought.
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Iknowright?
I left early for the dr. appointment I had yesterday, having already cleaned off my car, parking space, etc. I drove carefully, as the roads were crappy in my development still. The secondary road I take to Rt. 4 was not as bad, but I still took it easy. Rt. 4 was passable where I came up on it - but it was still snowing pretty good at that time. Here is a woman in an SUV-type of vehicle and she's ON HER CELLPHONE. Stupid ass, I swear.
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
We're on episode 11 of The Babysitters' Club. 
Bay_Kat
Tropical
I went to the supermarket today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
