Official Friday Good morning Thread

[thakidistight]

It's an empty day at the office for me today... I may play hookie the 2nd half of the day...

I think thats a good idea...both my bosses are gone today, I just got here and boy is it a ghost town. Plus ya know my timesheet is done already and ya know I cant correct it now......

 

[kwillia]

Just got this via e-mail:

It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


VV, you made me giggle when I got to #6 and immediately thought of you...

 

[virgovictoria]

Just got this via e-mail:

It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


VV, you made me giggle when I got to #6 and immediately thought of you...

I SWEAR it's like :beetlejuice:

Something "drew" me to the forums!! Ah... methane!!!

Morning peeps!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNskw006' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_12.gif' alt='Gas' border=0></a>

 

[kwillia]

I SWEAR it's like :beetlejuice:

Something "drew" me to the forums!! Ah... methane!!!

Morning peeps!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNskw006' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_12.gif' alt='Gas' border=0></a>

I love me some VV...

 

[virgovictoria]

I love me some VV...

 

[kwillia]

I have noisy shoes on today... I give myself a complex when I walk knowing that folks hear me coming before I get there... they go 'clup,clup,clup,clup' with each step...

I'm thinking that's justification to leave for the day now...

 

[Vince]

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNskw006' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_12.gif' alt='Gas' border=0></a>

I love it.

 

[Railroad]

I have noisy shoes on today... I give myself a complex when I walk knowing that folks hear me coming before I get there... they go 'clup,clup,clup,clup' with each step...

I'm thinking that's justification to leave for the day now...

Absolutely! Ahh, the price of fashion...

 

[Sassygirl]

Good (late) Morning everyone. Hope you all have a great 4th and be safe!