Oh for god's sake

[This_person]

Not a damn thing. It's Nike's ham-handed way of trying to polish their turd. You're supposed to feel sorry for Tiger - did it work?

Not with me. I'm supposed to feel sorry that a multi-bajillionaire had too much sex, and got caught? And, maybe will join a huge percentage of Americans in either a bad marriage or divorce?

I pity his family, but not him.

 

[vraiblonde]

You made a good choice. 'Jumped the shark' has - and I'm sure there's a better way of saying this, but - gotten so played out.

 

[ImnoMensa]

I always thought Tiger had a little class. He has ----Low.

 

[Pete]

I am assuming from the link that Tiger stares mournfully nto the camera while a voice over from his dad says meaningful things?

 

[Sydney]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that Nike is using his problems to make money, or for Tiger to allow them to use his father's voice to make money.

Shameful.

 

[vraiblonde]

I am assuming from the link that Tiger stares mournfully nto the camera while a voice over from his dad says meaningful things?

Yes. It will make you retch.

 

[This_person]

I am assuming from the link that Tiger stares mournfully nto the camera while a voice over from his dad says meaningful things?

Asks him, "what were you thinking, and what did you learn from this" while Tiger - clad 100% visibly in Nike gear - stares woefully at you with a golf course in the background. Black and white, to give it that "artsy" effect. Leaves you feeling cold, lonely, and sad for his family to have him in it.

 

[Toxick]

I'm guessing the phrase "Just Do It" is not featured prominently in this commercial?

 

[This_person]

I'm guessing the phrase "Just Do It" is not featured prominently in this commercial?

 

[Pete]

Asks him, "what were you thinking, and what did you learn from this" while Tiger - clad 100% visibly in Nike gear - stares woefully at you with a golf course in the background. Black and white, to give it that "artsy" effect. Leaves you feeling cold, lonely, and sad for his family to have him in it.

I wonder how many people right now are trying to dupe the commercial on youtube and adding at the end his dads voice in a hushed tone

Ahem, so son that all said..... who was a better lay, the cocktail waitress or the porn actress?

 

[Otter]

I wonder how many people right now are trying to dupe the commercial on youtube and adding at the end his dads voice in a hushed tone

Ahem, so son that all said..... who was a better lay, the cocktail waitress or the porn actress?

I'm betting there will be a parody of it on SNL this weekend.

 

[chernmax]

Not a damn thing. It's Nike's ham-handed way of trying to polish their turd. You're supposed to feel sorry for Tiger - did it work?

Bills, wives, and hoes cost money...