Oh Jwwb!!!

[Black-Francis]

What a great mother to your kids!!

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[Black-Francis]

Maybe that back tattoo will be completed in prison....

 

[lovinmaryland]

OMFG that is terrible!!!

 

[CableChick]

Holy crap!!!

 

[K_Jo]

How did she get the key to the perfume case?

 

[Baja28]

WTF needs to steal that little amount of items and WTF needs to have that many pills on them. Seems someone has a drug problem.

 

[Black-Francis]

How did she get the key to the perfume case?

She's slick like that.....

 

[Black-Francis]

Seems someone has a drug problem.

ya think

 

[Pete]

How did she get the key to the perfume case?

I dunno but if someone could be so kind as to snag me a 6 pack of Gillette Fusion razor cartridges I would appreciate it. The damn things are expensive and they keep them locked in a case. TIA

 

[MJ]

You're supposed to leave your drugs at home when you're out shoplifting.

 

[CableChick]

I dunno but if someone could be so kind as to snag me a 6 pack of Mach III razor cartridges I would appreciate it. The damn things are expensive and they keep them locked in a case. TIA

No ####! They sure are!

 

[Black-Francis]

You're supposed to leave your drugs at home when you're out shoplifting.

 

[Otter]

I dunno but if someone could be so kind as to snag me a 6 pack of Mach III razor cartridges I would appreciate it. The damn things are expensive and they keep them locked in a case. TIA

That would elevate the crime into a felony, no thanks

 

[K_Jo]

That would elevate the crime into a felony, no thanks

 

[lovinmaryland]

You're supposed to leave your drugs at home when you're out shoplifting.

That would elevate the crime into a felony, no thanks

 

[K_Jo]

You're supposed to leave your drugs at home when you're out shoplifting.

No ####! One crime at a time, people!

 

[K_Jo]

You know what keeps me from shoplifting? Knowing that Black-Francis will make fun of me on the internet.

 

[Black-Francis]

You know what keeps me from shoplifting? Knowing that Black-Francis will make fun of me on the internet.

eh....I think it's sad actually...

 

[JULZ]

You know what keeps me from shoplifting? Knowing that Black-Francis will make fun of me on the internet.

 

[Dye Tied]

You know what keeps me from shoplifting? Knowing that Black-Francis will make fun of me on the internet.

He has you on a tight leash.