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czygvtwkr
Guest
Well I didn't forget when it was, I just wasn't paying attention to the day it currently was. Anyway she isn't speaking to me now
What, you don't set that stuff in your Outlook reminders or in your cellphone?
This is why women think guys suck.
Now you go grovel and make it up to her.
This is why women think guys suck.
Now you go grovel and make it up to her.
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czygvtwkr
Guest
She forgot mine, only difference was I didn't mind.
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rhenderson
Guest
The difference is your birthday wasn't important to you - but it was to her. Therefore she expects her birthday to be important to you.
Bottom line - you're in deep kimshee until you remember her birthday at least twice in succession!
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
Step 1 - Chocolate
Haagen Dazs ice cream, Godiva, any thing you can find. It has some strange mood altering power over women
Step 2 - Explain that it's her fault you forgot because she seems younger and more beautiful than the day you met her and you don't understand how she could actually age. You shouldn't be held responsible for the mind numbing effects of her timeless beauty
Step 3 - Compliment her shoes
Nanny Pam
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You've done this before! 
You just love older guys.This is why I yubs you, APS
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
ocean733
New Member
Awesome.
punjabigyrl
Active Member
Very nice......
Im_Me
Active Member
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
That comes across as insincere and reeks of desperation after you've plied her with chocolate
libertytyranny
Dream Stealer
You guys are terrible att his. As soon as you remember call somewhere that takes reservations, and make them..for the very next day. Then buy her some jewelry. The next day tell her you have a surprise...she will still be mad at you but if you look excited enough she will go with you. Take her to dinner..make sure she hears you say you have reservations. Sit her down, order a glass of something alcoholic and give her the jewelry lovingly explaining that you wanted her to be surprised so you waited till the day after, that you are sorry your terrible idea backfired and please accept these diamonds. (or puppy). Then order her another drink..and you are good to go.
Duh.
Duh.
Im_Me
Active Member
You're assuming rational thought on the part of the complimentee. Women will always want to hear good things about their weight, just as men will always want to hear about what a stud they are.
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czygvtwkr
Guest
Well she is talking to me now and mostly forgiven me 
I had given her birthday present two weeks early because a good opportunity to use it was coming up ahead of her birthday. If I had never given her present to her early this would not have happened.
I had given her birthday present two weeks early because a good opportunity to use it was coming up ahead of her birthday. If I had never given her present to her early this would not have happened.
bcp
In My Opinion
it also implies that you thought she was becoming a hog.
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
MostlyWell she is talking to me now and mostly forgiven me
Don't screw up next year.
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LadyWolf
New Member
What, you don't set that stuff in your Outlook reminders or in your cellphone?
This is why women think guys suck.
Put forth a little effort man!