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Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
The pain in the azz daughter (one of them) just brought home new boyfriend.

He doesn't have a bunch of paint all over his skin. He doesn't
have a bunch of extra holes in his skin. No weird things hanging off of him.

HE'S HER AGE.

He has a JOB. That he's been at. For four years. Worked his way up from bussing to assistant manager, help cook, tends bar. Firm hand shake. Personality.

He makes her smile. He's intellectually quick which she has to have. And...we talked about lasagna!

Hmmm...this could be interesting. Vrai, get your azz up here and bring a preacher. I'm getting some extra shotgun shells to keep his feet warm and we'll be ready when you get here.

:lol:
 
Otter

Otter

Nothing to see here
Larry Gude said:
The pain in the azz daughter (one of them) just brought home new boyfriend.

He doesn't have a bunch of paint all over his skin. He doesn't
have a bunch of extra holes in his skin. No weird things hanging off of him.

HE'S HER AGE.

He has a JOB. That he's been at. For four years. Worked his way up from bussing to assistant manager, help cook, tends bar. Firm hand shake. Personality.

He makes her smile. He's intellectually quick which she has to have. And...we talked about lasagna!

Hmmm...this could be interesting. Vrai, get your azz up here and bring a preacher. I'm getting some extra shotgun shells to keep his feet warm and we'll be ready when you get here.

:lol:
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Sounds boring, I'll pray for you.
 
my-thyme

my-thyme

..if momma ain't happy...
Patron
Larry Gude said:
The pain in the azz daughter (one of them) just brought home new boyfriend.

He doesn't have a bunch of paint all over his skin. He doesn't
have a bunch of extra holes in his skin. No weird things hanging off of him.

HE'S HER AGE.

He has a JOB. That he's been at. For four years. Worked his way up from bussing to assistant manager, help cook, tends bar. Firm hand shake. Personality.

He makes her smile. He's intellectually quick which she has to have. And...we talked about lasagna!

Hmmm...this could be interesting. Vrai, get your azz up here and bring a preacher. I'm getting some extra shotgun shells to keep his feet warm and we'll be ready when you get here.

:lol:
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*bigsigh* Isn't it wonderful when they bring one like that home?

Young'uns, take note, parents DO care about this stuff - your "personality" and "who you are" gets sized up AFTER what you've done to your body.
 
C

citizen_fear

Guest
Larry Gude said:
The pain in the azz daughter (one of them) just brought home new boyfriend.

He doesn't have a bunch of paint all over his skin. He doesn't
have a bunch of extra holes in his skin. No weird things hanging off of him.

HE'S HER AGE.

He has a JOB. That he's been at. For four years. Worked his way up from bussing to assistant manager, help cook, tends bar. Firm hand shake. Personality.

He makes her smile. He's intellectually quick which she has to have. And...we talked about lasagna!

Hmmm...this could be interesting. Vrai, get your azz up here and bring a preacher. I'm getting some extra shotgun shells to keep his feet warm and we'll be ready when you get here.

:lol:
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Guess I cant ruin it by betting he's gay,LOL ... Good luck, I will ask for pointers in a couple years.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
my-thyme said:
*bigsigh* Isn't it wonderful when they bring one like that home?

Young'uns, take note, parents DO care about this stuff - your "personality" and "who you are" gets sized up AFTER what you've done to your body.
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OHMYGOD!!!!!!!! They were going to the store to get stuff to make a lasagna at HIS house, I made a crack about 'What about ME????' :bawl:

They are in the kitchen, MY KITCHEN, right now, she's playing tunes on the computer for them, too efffing cute for words, and HE IS MAKING A LASAGNA. HERE. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:yahoo:


:dye:


Vrai, are you here, yet????? :lol:
 
my-thyme

my-thyme

..if momma ain't happy...
Patron
Larry Gude said:
OHMYGOD!!!!!!!! They were going to the store to get stuff to make a lasagna at HIS house, I made a crack about 'What about ME????' :bawl:

They are in the kitchen, MY KITCHEN, right now, she's playing tunes on the computer for them, too efffing cute for words, and HE IS MAKING A LASAGNA. HERE. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:yahoo:


:dye:


Vrai, are you here, yet????? :lol:
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She must be on her way, she's not posting! :killingme
 
DoWhat

DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
Larry Gude said:
The pain in the azz daughter (one of them) just brought home new boyfriend.

He doesn't have a bunch of paint all over his skin. He doesn't
have a bunch of extra holes in his skin. No weird things hanging off of him.

HE'S HER AGE.

He has a JOB. That he's been at. For four years. Worked his way up from bussing to assistant manager, help cook, tends bar. Firm hand shake. Personality.

He makes her smile. He's intellectually quick which she has to have. And...we talked about lasagna!

Hmmm...this could be interesting. Vrai, get your azz up here and bring a preacher. I'm getting some extra shotgun shells to keep his feet warm and we'll be ready when you get here.

:lol:
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She must be pregnant from the senior week vacation.
That's what happens when you don't keep an eye on them.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!

He'd mentioned vegetable lasagna and I casually, conversational, mentioned that lasagna means 'hamburger and sausage' in Italian. So, they go to the store, I'm out working on the track...they come whizzing by on the 4 wheeler, then he comes back out and asks if I'm getting hungry.

He made vegetable/meat lasagna. Then he went on to explain to me how you put the veggies in the middle so they don't get over cooked, how to do the meat, rinse it, layers...

So, daughter is setting the places, my son in law...err...her new boyfriend brings out these plates of heaven with extra SAUCE ON THE side and a garnish of parsley on top. Nice touch, nice start.

Damn good lasagna. Darn kid bought all the groceries, I had to damn near make him take money back, he left ALL THE LEFTOVERS HERE.


And he rides dirt bikes.

:yahoo:

Going to community college then to MD this fall. He's studying addiction therapy and psychoanalytical something or other. Well traveled, folks sound like good people.

If this kid is a psycho murderer I got extra room for him to bury the bodies.
 
Dye Tied

Dye Tied

Garden Variety Gnome
Larry Gude said:
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!

He'd mentioned vegetable lasagna and I casually, conversational, mentioned that lasagna means 'hamburger and sausage' in Italian. So, they go to the store, I'm out working on the track...they come whizzing by on the 4 wheeler, then he comes back out and asks if I'm getting hungry.

He made vegetable/meat lasagna. Then he went on to explain to me how you put the veggies in the middle so they don't get over cooked, how to do the meat, rinse it, layers...

So, daughter is setting the places, my son in law...err...her new boyfriend brings out these plates of heaven with extra SAUCE ON THE side and a garnish of parsley on top. Nice touch, nice start.

Damn good lasagna. Darn kid bought all the groceries, I had to damn near make him take money back, he left ALL THE LEFTOVERS HERE.
And he rides dirt bikes.
:yahoo:

Going to community college then to MD this fall. He's studying addiction therapy and psychoanalytical something or other. Well traveled, folks sound like good people.

If this kid is a psycho murderer I got extra room for him to bury the bodies.
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He garnished? His wrists are limp. :huggy: Sorry.
 
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