She must be pregnant from the senior week vacation.
That's what happens when you don't keep an eye on them.
Different daughter.
She must be pregnant from the senior week vacation.
That's what happens when you don't keep an eye on them.
Dude. He rides dirt bikes. He is decidedly not a limp wrist.
He shook my hand hello and good bye, firmly, without waiting me to offer up. Fine young gentleman.
Where did she find him and does he have an older single uncle? I have a sister...
shhhhh.. you don't want to jinx this one... I'll light candles at mass...
Where did she find him and does he have an older single uncle? I have a sister...
shhhhh.. you don't want to jinx this one... I'll light candles at mass...
If it's too good to be true, it probably is.
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!
He'd mentioned vegetable lasagna and I casually, conversational, mentioned that lasagna means 'hamburger and sausage' in Italian. So, they go to the store, I'm out working on the track...they come whizzing by on the 4 wheeler, then he comes back out and asks if I'm getting hungry.
He made vegetable/meat lasagna. Then he went on to explain to me how you put the veggies in the middle so they don't get over cooked, how to do the meat, rinse it, layers...
So, daughter is setting the places, my son in law...err...her new boyfriend brings out these plates of heaven with extra SAUCE ON THE side and a garnish of parsley on top. Nice touch, nice start.
Damn good lasagna. Darn kid bought all the groceries, I had to damn near make him take money back, he left ALL THE LEFTOVERS HERE.
And he rides dirt bikes.
Going to community college then to MD this fall. He's studying addiction therapy and psychoanalytical something or other. Well traveled, folks sound like good people.
If this kid is a psycho murderer I got extra room for him to bury the bodies.
Dude. He rides dirt bikes. He is decidedly not a limp wrist.
He shook my hand hello and good bye, firmly, without waiting me to offer up. Fine young gentleman.
I get it. He's not American. He's from Italy.
You finally met one of boys
Seriously....2 months and he's history
Dude. He rides dirt bikes.
Dude. He likes the vibration of the seat.
The pain in the azz daughter (one of them) just brought home new boyfriend.
He doesn't have a bunch of paint all over his skin. He doesn't
have a bunch of extra holes in his skin. No weird things hanging off of him.
HE'S HER AGE.
He has a JOB. That he's been at. For four years. Worked his way up from bussing to assistant manager, help cook, tends bar. Firm hand shake. Personality.
He makes her smile. He's intellectually quick which she has to have. And...we talked about lasagna!
Hmmm...this could be interesting. Vrai, get your azz up here and bring a preacher. I'm getting some extra shotgun shells to keep his feet warm and we'll be ready when you get here.
Sounds boring, I'll pray for you.
I like to cook. And I'm older.
Sliders from the Big City Slider station. mmmm....
THANKS BILLY MAYS!!!
I like to cook. And I'm older and desperate.
^ that is NOT cooking
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