Okay, who's first?

Okay. We decide to invade and make states of our neighbors. In what order?

  • 1. Mexico 2. Puerto Rico 3. Grenada 4. Jamaica 5. Canada

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • 1. Canada 2. Mexico 3. Puerto Rico 4. Jamaica 5. Grenada

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 1. Puerto Rico 2. Jamaica 3. Grenada 4. Mexico 5. Forget Canada

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • 1. Puerto Rico 2. Washington D.C. 3. Jamaica 4. Mexico 5. Grenada

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • 1. Great Britain 2. Canada 3. France 4. Mexico 5. All them other little 'uns

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Leave 'em alone, we have enough trouble with people that come from there.

    Votes: 12 37.5%
  • You want fries with that?

    Votes: 6 18.8%
  • Nuke 'em! Nuke 'em all! Bwwahahahahah!

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Total voters
    32

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Railroad said:
Plus, we could relocate Taco Hell's headquarters to somewhere in the State of Mexico, fire all the people that have been in charge of the ingredients and the menu for all these years and replace them with local Mexicans, and get some REAL Mexican food going in the fast-food business!
The best Mexican food I've ever had was in a tiny railroad-car diner in some Godforsaken truck-stop town in Wyoming. The food was excellent and the service was good, which I believe is what matters.
 

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
More reason why we should just get it over with?

Mexican mercenaries expand base into U.S. / Jerry Seper
A renegade band of Mexican military deserters, offering $50,000 bounties for the assassination of U.S. law-enforcement officers, has expanded its base of operations into the United States to protect loads of cocaine and marijuana being brought into Americ (Nation/Politics)

What's worse is - we trained them!
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Penn said:
Mexican mercenaries expand base into U.S. / Jerry Seper
A renegade band of Mexican military deserters, offering $50,000 bounties for the assassination of U.S. law-enforcement officers, has expanded its base of operations into the United States to protect loads of cocaine and marijuana being brought into Americ (Nation/Politics)

What's worse is - we trained them!
See? If they were U.S. Marines, we wouldn't have this problem.
 

fttrsbeerwench

New Member
elaine said:
Bite your tongue! :mad:
:yeahthat: :yum:

How about Kahlua in a Frosty?? You won't outlaw that will you?

I think we should leave 'em alone and ship back all their imports that breathe or breed. I'm already tired of learning enough Spanish to sell beer.
:mascervecaporfavor: :banghead:
 

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
fttrsbeerwench said:
:yeahthat: :yum:

How about Kahlua in a Frosty?? You won't outlaw that will you?

I think we should leave 'em alone and ship back all their imports that breathe or breed. I'm already tired of learning enough Spanish to sell beer.
:mascervecaporfavor: :banghead:
I've noticed some of the credit/debit card machines at the grocery stores have quit asking if you habla espanol. :yay:
 

fttrsbeerwench

New Member
I habla F**king English.. It's getting pretty old now. Especially since I know I'm not getting a tip, or even a friggin' thank you. It used to be fun, I teach them how to say "paper bag" they unknowingly teach me how to know when they are talking bout the pups.
:ohwell:
 

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
Oz said:
Why would we want it? :confused:

To prevent Eleanor Holmes-Norton from making it a 51st State. If that happened the Democrats would get two more Senators and one more Representative. If Maryland gets it back (based on the Virginia take-back in the 1800's) all the Democrats get is one more Representative.

Don't tell my you don't recognize that the District of Columbia (being almost 80% Democrat) doesn't want to become a State solely to give the Senate back to the Democrat party.
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Lenny said:
To prevent Eleanor Holmes-Norton from making it a 51st State. If that happened the Democrats would get two more Senators and one more Representative. If Maryland gets it back (based on the Virginia take-back in the 1800's) all the Democrats get is one more Representative.

Don't tell my you don't recognize that the District of Columbia (being almost 80% Democrat) doesn't want to become a State solely to give the Senate back to the Democrat party.
Make 'em part of Texas. Texas has a good Death Penalty policy.
 

Triggerfish

New Member
Railroad said:
Make 'em part of Texas. Texas has a good Death Penalty policy.


I'm actually against the death penalty. It's not because I think it's cruel and unusual. I just hate it when I hear news of people who were innocent spending years in prison, some on death role are discovered to be innocent after new evidence comes up. Sometimes the new evidence or new technology is discovered too late.
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
Oz said:
Canada has Oil...
*ALBERTA* has oil ---- oil sands. They're being sucked dry with all that oil wealth by the liberal government in Ottawa. There's probably more likelihood that Alberta will secede from Canada than Quebec.
 

Triggerfish

New Member
Lenny said:
Don't tell my you don't recognize that the District of Columbia (being almost 80% Democrat) doesn't want to become a State solely to give the Senate back to the Democrat party.


For the Republicans an even worse case may be DC given to FL. Florida voted Republican but it's not overwhelmingly Republican like TX. Imagine FL as a blue state?
 
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