luvmygdaughters
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An Old man goes to the social security office to apply for benefits. The clerk asked to see proof of age, the old man said I forgot my wallet and I dont have a birth certificate because I was born at home. The clerk thought for a moment and said, well, pull up your shirt. The old man complied and the clerk certified that he was able to get his social security. The old man, curious, asked her how she determined his age by his chest. She replied, all your chest hair is extremely gray. That means you qualifiy. The old man rushed home to tell his wife. After explaining to his wife what he had to do, his wife said.......you should have dropped your pants.......you could've gotten disability too.
