Old Testament Revisited:

[sockgirl77]

And God promised men that obedient wives would be found in ALL the CORNERS of the world...



Then he made the world ROUND....and laughed and laughed and laughed....

 

[Larry Gude]

 

[luvmygdaughters]

 

[SamSpade]

(psssst... not to be a wet blanket, but there ain't no such verse)

HOMER: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible.

LISA: Really? Where?

HOMER: Uh... Somewhere in the back.