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Olympic Wear
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand
of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a
pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife
the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "what makes them
so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and
Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she
asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver?
It would be nice if you came second for a change!"
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand
of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a
pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife
the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "what makes them
so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and
Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she
asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver?
It would be nice if you came second for a change!"