"Janeys log: Hello log, how are you today? Well, I'm not so good.
This morning I had to go to the dead body field, which was yuckity yuck yuck yuck. In trying to help out, I first soaked the body in Oxyclean. After that was done, I Febreezed it to hell. I smell so bad right now, I wish I could take a bath in Oxyclean but my room mate is drunk in the bathtub. God I hate my room mate, this school, and people in general. I can't wait to get out into the real world. Anyways, I'm off to class. Toodleloo..."