you do not have much sense of humor do you???
Hey Doug. She's looking for someone to respect her, ask how her day was, share a romantic dinner and a movie, walk on the beach and cuddle until the sun rises.
She just doesn't know how much fun her one night stand could turn in to.
Hey Lily,
Actually, I call that being a ho and there are a lot of men out there who like hoes!! Men don't have to work for squat. If thats fun to you, put your ankles through your big hoop earrings and knock yourself out!
. On a serious note though I was really just poking fun. I have been with the same guy for two years this November and all is good. The guy before though was a one night stand that lasted a year and a half. Doug knows who I'm talking about.
Hey Lily,
Actually, I call that being a ho and there are a lot of men out there who like hoes!! Men don't have to work for squat. If thats fun to you, put your ankles through your big hoop earrings and knock yourself out!
Every time I do that my ear lobes really smart the next day.
yeah but that guy was a real dick head
So...you gonna call her?
Hey Lily,
Actually, I call that being a ho and there are a lot of men out there who like hoes!! Men don't have to work for squat. If thats fun to you, put your ankles through your big hoop earrings and knock yourself out!
Every time I do that my ear lobes really smart the next day.
Then I guess your one night stand didn't turn into a one nighter but probably should have? Oh come here snook ems. woul you like to go out and catch a movie? We could have a nice dinner afterwards and maybe go dancing the next weekend. We could start out as friends and then maybe a spark will ignite and then we could be lovers
WHen you try to talk smart, it makes me want to have meaningful, lesbian, hot, passionate relationship with you...
Just once.
Did you just out yourself??
And it MySpace, not myplace.
WHen you try to talk smart, it makes me want to have meaningful, lesbian, hot, passionate relationship with you...
Just once.
nope...
Hey, I tried Im'ing you back the other day. You gonna tell me what your last message meant??
Yeah, hence!
:whispersinearhotbreathonneck: hence.....hence
Now my 
!! YOU know I love it when you treat me like a meat sock!!! 
really it meant nothing. I can't go into details here
Ooh, OOHHH!!
Hey, I know that.. I just figgered I'd get some Privates Moment out of you before I went home tonight.
On a related note... Has anyone ever masturbated at work out of sheer boredom?? Someone told me they did this once.. I'm thinking of adding it to my list of things to do tomorrow.
Ooh, OOHHH!!
Hey, I know that.. I just figgered I'd get some Privates Moment out of you before I went home tonight.
On a related note... Has anyone ever masturbated at work out of sheer boredom?? Someone told me they did this once.. I'm thinking of adding it to my list of things to do tomorrow.
where do you work
Old folks home.. I was joking. 
I knew someone would say they have done it beforeyes I have before. Not at this job though
if you need some help just call me and i will be there
You are such a good fiend