GregV814
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is that a "marital device" that fell out?
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That look on her face makes me think she got it wrong too.
How about the guy that walks into a bar, and he had a really short person with him.
The man went directly to the bar and ordered a double and the really short man went to the piano they had in the bar and began playing some Beethoven.
The bartender commented "Why are you ordering a double and where did you find the really short guy that knows how to play the piano?".
The man then says, "well, I probably shouldn't tell you, but here it is.
There was a genie outside just before I came in and if you ask him, he will give you whatever you want.".
The bartender jumped over the bar and ran outside.
A few minutes later he came back but was followed by a million ducks.
He told the man what he asked for, and the man replied, " Do you think I asked for an eleven inch pianist?".
The man went directly to the bar and ordered a double and the really short man went to the piano they had in the bar and began playing some Beethoven.
The bartender commented "Why are you ordering a double and where did you find the really short guy that knows how to play the piano?".
The man then says, "well, I probably shouldn't tell you, but here it is.
There was a genie outside just before I came in and if you ask him, he will give you whatever you want.".
The bartender jumped over the bar and ran outside.
A few minutes later he came back but was followed by a million ducks.
He told the man what he asked for, and the man replied, " Do you think I asked for an eleven inch pianist?".
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Just sneakin' around....
Yup!