Paranoid vs. Being Safe ed

nobody really

nobody really

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so i had to get a tenant, a very sweet lady. just not used to anyone living with me. although not meaning to, she came up behind me while i was weeding. scared the crap out of me. I explained that I was just very skittish, verging on paronoid. Then i was shredding up some salad stuff, and turned around and was like what. the ****. Just standing there. scared the crap out me, i was like, what the ****? she said my house was llke fort knox what was i afraid of. meh. she is sweet.

jeez. i am very skittish, yes, afraid of my own shadow, and for personal reasons. Neighbors have joked that my house is like fort knox. but, once you know me and what happened you'd get it.

last time she "surprised" me, i had turned around. what do you say when there is some one there you don't expect? I said "jesus mother ****er what the ****??

I thought she was going to fuxking faint. I kid you not.

She does now wear a bell. And she makes fabulous perogies.







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frequentflier

frequentflier

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beachcat said:
so i had to get a tenant, a very sweet lady. just not used to anyone living with me. although not meaning to, she came up behind me while i was weeding. scared the crap out of me. I explained that I was just very skittish, verging on paronoid. Then i was shredding up some salad stuff, and turned around and was like what. the ****. Just standing there. scared the crap out me, i was like, what the ****? she said my house was llke fort knox what was i afraid of. meh. she is sweet.

jeez. i am very skittish, yes, afraid of my own shadow, and for personal reasons. Neighbors have joked that my house is like fort knox. but, once you know me and what happened you'd get it.

last time she "surprised" me, i had turned around. what do you say when there is some one there you don't expect? I said "jesus mother ****er what the ****??

I thought she was going to fuxking faint. I kid you not.

She does now wear a bell. And she makes fabulous perogies.







/
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Hi beachcat! Long time no see!
After living alone, it is hard to get used to someone being in your space. Hopefully, she will be more respectful of that -and you- moving forward. Otherwise, it might be time to get a new roommate.
 
Merlin99

Merlin99

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beachcat said:
so i had to get a tenant, a very sweet lady. just not used to anyone living with me. although not meaning to, she came up behind me while i was weeding. scared the crap out of me. I explained that I was just very skittish, verging on paronoid. Then i was shredding up some salad stuff, and turned around and was like what. the ****. Just standing there. scared the crap out me, i was like, what the ****? she said my house was llke fort knox what was i afraid of. meh. she is sweet.

jeez. i am very skittish, yes, afraid of my own shadow, and for personal reasons. Neighbors have joked that my house is like fort knox. but, once you know me and what happened you'd get it.

last time she "surprised" me, i had turned around. what do you say when there is some one there you don't expect? I said "jesus mother ****er what the ****??

I thought she was going to fuxking faint. I kid you not.

She does now wear a bell. And she makes fabulous perogies.







/
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So there's an 85 year old man that was the same way in Missouri, but the guy who startled him was a black kid and he ended up shooting him. I'm still not sure which way I'm going on this one. On the one hand old people do frighten easily, but on the other hand you can't just be shooting everyone just because you've got the yips.
 
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