Parental bliss
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Pete said:Boy made honor roll again, 6 B's, 3 A's.
Handsome, charming and smart. Hide your daughters.
I now have to figure out something to reward him.
My ex gives them cash for As and Bs. The 10 year old took him for $100 bucks Friday.
Lucky for him the 13 year olds didn't look quite as good and the 8 year olds is on a lower pay scale.If you don't want to go with cash how about letting him pick "an evening" or "a day" with Dad when he picks all the activities - like the Aquarium in Baltimore or Port Discovery or something like that?
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I got off cheap, Berts for a maltedbresamil said:My ex gives them cash for As and Bs. The 10 year old took him for $100 bucks Friday.
If you don't want to go with cash how about letting him pick "an evening" or "a day" with Dad when he picks all the activities - like the Aquarium in Baltimore or Port Discovery or something like that?
Yay Boy! 
Tell him Laura Schlessinger is very proud of him.
Tell him Laura Schlessinger is very proud of him.
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Funny story time. Gather around.......kwillia said:Oh brother...
So we are on our Semi annual trip to GA for Christmas. We stop in Clemson, S.C. at Hooters for lunch. So we sit at a tall table and order our food from an absolute turbo hottie. 20, blonde, green eyes, skin smooth as glass, great knockers and a matching padunkadunk.
Well everyone who has been to Hooters knows that the chics grab a stool and sit down on occasion to visit a minute while they take your order and stuff. Well this turbo hottie must have been bored because she sat down with us the entire time trying to make conversation. Problem is between those perfectly formed ears is nothing but air. It almost got to the point it was awkward.
Finally she gets up to wander over to another table and Boy looks at me and in all seriousness states "Man Dad, she is really hot but I am here to tell ya she aint very smart. Why the heck wont she leave us alone?"
It was that moment I hacked a hot wing on the floor and inhaled a chunk of breading.
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vraiblonde said:Yay Boy!
Another boy story. Gather round.........
One day we are driving and Dr. Laura is on XM. He says "Dad, what does Dr. Laura look like?" I said well listen to her voice and try to imagine what she looks like. He says "I bet she looks like DJ" Well a few days later Dr. Laura is on Hannity & Combs. I yelled back to him and said come out here if you want to see what Dr. Laura looks like. Out he comes, goes right up to the tV and looks at her and turns. "Dad, she is kinda pretty but she is old, not like DJ, she is young looking and pretty"
Did you all hear that? Boy says I'm young looking and prettyPete said:
Smart kid - no wonder he got all those good grades