Peanuts

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
Staff member
PREMO Member
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. He says thanks, takes them, and happily starts munching.

Every few minutes the lady gives him some more peanuts.

Finally he says, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
She replies, "Because I can't chew. See? I don't have my teeth in."
Driver asks, "Then why do you buy them?"
The lady says, "Because I really like the chocolate around them."
 

Kyle

Imagine No Democrats
PREMO Member
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. He says thanks, takes them, and happily starts munching.

Every few minutes the lady gives him some more peanuts.

Finally he says, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
She replies, "Because I can't chew. See? I don't have my teeth in."
Driver asks, "Then why do you buy them?"
The lady says, "Because I really like the chocolate around them."
:twitch:
 

luvmygdaughters

Well-Known Member
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. He says thanks, takes them, and happily starts munching.

Every few minutes the lady gives him some more peanuts.

Finally he says, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
She replies, "Because I can't chew. See? I don't have my teeth in."
Driver asks, "Then why do you buy them?"
The lady says, "Because I really like the chocolate around them."
:barf: :lmao:
 
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