Perfect Water

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Okay, I hate to admit it because I normally scoff at snake oil concoctions that make outrageous claims, but this water really seems to be the stuff.

I play tennis and normally I start getting shin pain about 5 mins into it. Drank the Perfect Water and...no pain.

I went the the gym, drank the water while on the elliptical and went 30 minutes at 7.5 mph, no problem. (Stop laughing, you jocks, I'm a broken down hag :mad:)

My girlfriend was in a car accident years ago and suffers pain from it to this day. I gave her two bottles of the water, and she was like ... ... ... "Maybe I should drink another bottle just to be sure..." because she's a skeptic like me. But she said it did relieve her pain.

Apparently the miracle is oxygen in the water? Something like that. But I have to say, I'm impressed.

:shrug:
 
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toppick08

Guest
Okay, I hate to admit it because I normally scoff at snake oil concoctions that make outrageous claims, but this water really seems to be the stuff.

I play tennis and normally I start getting shin pain about 5 mins into it. Drank the Perfect Water and...no pain.

I went the the gym, drank the water while on the elliptical and went 30 minutes at 7.5 mph, no problem. (Stop laughing, you jocks, I'm a broken down hag :mad:)

My girlfriend was in a car accident years ago and suffers pain from it to this day. I gave her two bottles of the water, and she was like ... ... ... "Maybe I should drink another bottle just to be sure..." because she's a skeptic like me. But she said it did relieve her pain.

Apparently the miracle is oxygen in the water? Something like that. But I have to say, I'm impressed.

:shrug:

I do too.
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
I wasn't impressed, but all I did was clean house. It was kinda dry for water :shrug:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
I wasn't impressed, but all I did was clean house.

It's expen$ive so I try to only drink it when I need my body to work better. I drank a bottle just for fun, hanging around the house, and there was no noticeable difference. But playing tennis and going to the gym, I notice it.
 

morningbell

hmmmmmm
Okay, I hate to admit it because I normally scoff at snake oil concoctions that make outrageous claims, but this water really seems to be the stuff.

I play tennis and normally I start getting shin pain about 5 mins into it. Drank the Perfect Water and...no pain.

I went the the gym, drank the water while on the elliptical and went 30 minutes at 7.5 mph, no problem. (Stop laughing, you jocks, I'm a broken down hag :mad:)

My girlfriend was in a car accident years ago and suffers pain from it to this day. I gave her two bottles of the water, and she was like ... ... ... "Maybe I should drink another bottle just to be sure..." because she's a skeptic like me. But she said it did relieve her pain.

Apparently the miracle is oxygen in the water? Something like that. But I have to say, I'm impressed.

:shrug:

On the website they won't list what is in the water:
(copied from the website)
This is the Family secret so to speak. It's a secret just like KFC's special blend of spices, Boston Baked Beans' special recipe and the formula closely guarded by Coca Cola, you don't know what the exact recipes are, you just know it's that "special formula" that makes the product great.

:lmao:

It's people.
 

theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

Well-Known Member
It's expen$ive so I try to only drink it when I need my body to work better. I drank a bottle just for fun, hanging around the house, and there was no noticeable difference. But playing tennis and going to the gym, I notice it.

Question:
For informational purposes, what do you usually drink when you perform activities....like playing tennis?
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
It's expen$ive so I try to only drink it when I need my body to work better. I drank a bottle just for fun, hanging around the house, and there was no noticeable difference. But playing tennis and going to the gym, I notice it.

If I decide to exert energy, I'll try it again.
 

morningbell

hmmmmmm
It's expen$ive so I try to only drink it when I need my body to work better. I drank a bottle just for fun, hanging around the house, and there was no noticeable difference. But playing tennis and going to the gym, I notice it.

Pretty soon you're going to be like one of those functioning alcoholics except this is just water.

"No, I don't need, it, I can go without, I swear"

Just as long as it doesn't make you crap your pants.
 

theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

Well-Known Member
Imperfect water. :lol:

Just a bottle of water - Dasani or Smart Water, whatever was cheapest at the Walmart.

Its probably just the electrolytes helpin ya then :yay: Did you ever try any gatorade type drink? You'd be surprised how much that helps. I'm thinking that this is just an electrolyte-induced water. Orange juice would probably be near as effective :lmao:
As long as its not too expensive, it could be worth it, as long as the difference is noticeable :yay:

I must have missed a thread. Why would water make you crap your pants? :confused:

Search "poop" and look for a scanner thread of Jeffs.
some dude, alkie, has been arrested twice on DWI and crapped his pants both times. :lol:
 

PsyOps

Pixelated
Okay, I hate to admit it because I normally scoff at snake oil concoctions that make outrageous claims, but this water really seems to be the stuff.

I play tennis and normally I start getting shin pain about 5 mins into it. Drank the Perfect Water and...no pain.

I went the the gym, drank the water while on the elliptical and went 30 minutes at 7.5 mph, no problem. (Stop laughing, you jocks, I'm a broken down hag :mad:)

My girlfriend was in a car accident years ago and suffers pain from it to this day. I gave her two bottles of the water, and she was like ... ... ... "Maybe I should drink another bottle just to be sure..." because she's a skeptic like me. But she said it did relieve her pain.

Apparently the miracle is oxygen in the water? Something like that. But I have to say, I'm impressed.

:shrug:

Cigarette and perfect water in one hand... tennis racket in the other :lmao:
 
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missperky

Guest
Its probably just the electrolytes helpin ya then :yay: Did you ever try any gatorade type drink? You'd be surprised how much that helps. I'm thinking that this is just an electrolyte-induced water. Orange juice would probably be near as effective :lmao:
As long as its not too expensive, it could be worth it, as long as the difference is noticeable :yay:



Search "poop" and look for a scanner thread of Jeffs.
some dude, alkie, has been arrested twice on DWI and crapped his pants both times. :lol:


:barf:

:lol:
 
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