Perfect Water

[MMDad]

Their secret ingredient is something called "placebo." It works!

 

[vraiblonde]

Their secret ingredient is something called "placebo." It works!

Then I suggest you don't bother trying it.

 

[MissKitty]

I do too.

Me 3.

 

[virgovictoria]

Then I suggest you don't bother trying it.

Where did you find it? (I'm not PMing the Amway guy )

 

[BS Gal]

Where did you find it? (I'm not PMing the Amway guy )

 

[BS Gal]

I am a distributor for "Perfect Water". It is an amazing product. If anyone would like to try a bottle, send me a PM and I will see what I can do about getting you a bottle to try. I also sell other products through Quixtar/Amway Global. Check out the website. You will be amazed by all the products available. Everything is internet based and is shipped directly to your door. Send me a PM if you would like to know more. Thanks for your time.

5-4-3-2

 

[theArtistFormerlyKnownAs]

I am a distributor for "Perfect Water". It is an amazing product. If anyone would like to try a bottle, send me a PM and I will see what I can do about getting you a bottle to try. I also sell other products through Quixtar/Amway Global. Check out the website. You will be amazed by all the products available. Everything is internet based and is shipped directly to your door. Send me a PM if you would like to know more. Thanks for your time.

Can I try some of your Spam?

 

[pixiegirl]

I thought ingredients had to be listed on all foods/beverages?

 

[theArtistFormerlyKnownAs]

5-4-3-2

ooo. you beat me to it Darn this "work" thing I have here

 

[Toxick]

Okay, I hate to admit it because I normally scoff at snake oil concoctions that make outrageous claims, but this water really seems to be the stuff.

I play tennis and normally I start getting shin pain about 5 mins into it. Drank the Perfect Water and...no pain.

I went the the gym, drank the water while on the elliptical and went 30 minutes at 7.5 mph, no problem. (Stop laughing, you jocks, I'm a broken down hag )

My girlfriend was in a car accident years ago and suffers pain from it to this day. I gave her two bottles of the water, and she was like ... ... ... "Maybe I should drink another bottle just to be sure..." because she's a skeptic like me. But she said it did relieve her pain.

Apparently the miracle is oxygen in the water? Something like that. But I have to say, I'm impressed.

:shrug:

Maybe it's imbued with steroid magic.

 

[Geek]

I am a distributor for "Perfect Water". It is an amazing product. If anyone would like to try a bottle, send me a PM and I will see what I can do about getting you a bottle to try. I also sell other products through Quixtar/Amway Global. Check out the website. You will be amazed by all the products available. Everything is internet based and is shipped directly to your door. Send me a PM if you would like to know more. Thanks for your time.

You do know that is a crazy cult, right?

 

[mAlice]

You do know that is a crazy cult, right?

I don't know that I'd go that far. It is pyramid marketing, just like Tupperware, Avon, Mary Kay, etc.

I've never heard of any of them asking you to give up your home, family, money, and jump of a bridge on the third full moon of the year.

 

[Larry Gude]

Or...

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I've never heard of any of them asking you to give up your home, family, money, and jump of a bridge on the third full moon of the year.

...jump under the kitchen sink because that's where the Comet is.

 

[RoseRed]

...jump under the kitchen sink because that's where the Comet is.

 

[GWguy]

...jump under the kitchen sink because that's where the Comet is.

I gotta find a :groan: smilie......

This will have to do for the moment...

 

[Dye Tied]

I don't know that I'd go that far. It is pyramid marketing, just like Tupperware, Avon, Mary Kay, etc.

I've never heard of any of them asking you to give up your home, family, money, and jump of a bridge on the third full moon of the year.

IMO Mary Kay is the cult :shrug:

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Hoax Forum | Help! " Perfect Water "?!

 

[mAlice]

...jump under the kitchen sink because that's where the Comet is.

:snort:

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Amway's Oxygenation Water Debunked

 

[Chasey_Lane]

The Smith Home: Perfect Scam