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I'm making it my business to not purchase anything that has that as part of the name or description, especially if it's obvious that it's made from "real plants" and I didn't need to be told. Bread, talking to you. And you, oranges. Mascara? You too.

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You know who the market is for this labeling though - brain dead progbots who think there might be meat in their avocados, so they'll pay extra for plant-based ones. That's why the body lotion I saw yesterday made sure to tell proglodyte consumers it's plant-based. "Oh, thank god my t-shirt is made from plants and not meat!"

So sorry, Fresh Market, I was going to come in and take advantage of your BOGO brioche buns for my cookout today...until you felt the need to let me know that they're pLanT-bASeD 🤪🤪🤪
 
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vraiblonde said:
I'm making it my business to not purchase anything that has that as part of the name or description, especially if it's obvious that it's made from "real plants" and I didn't need to be told. Bread, talking to you. And you, oranges. Mascara? You too.

:rolleyes:

You know who the market is for this labeling though - brain dead progbots who think there might be meat in their avocados, so they'll pay extra for plant-based ones. That's why the body lotion I saw yesterday made sure to tell proglodyte consumers it's plant-based. "Oh, thank god my t-shirt is made from plants and not meat!"

So sorry, Fresh Market, I was going to come in and take advantage of your BOGO brioche buns for my cookout today...until you felt the need to let me know that they're pLanT-bASeD 🤪🤪🤪
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When I lived in Florida, I loved shopping at Fresh Market.
 
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Bobwhite said:
When I lived in Florida, I loved shopping at Fresh Market.
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Like all soulless corporations, they have a hippie marketing and outreach team that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

I defaced property at Walmart yesterday. The Maybelline mascara display showed all the different mascaras with a model presumably wearing that type, and one of them was a guy. So I got a Sharpie out of my purse and drew a Hitler mustache on him.
 
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vraiblonde said:
Like all soulless corporations, they have a hippie marketing and outreach team that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

I defaced property at Walmart yesterday. The Maybelline mascara display showed all the different mascaras with a model presumably wearing that type, and one of them was a guy. So I got a Sharpie out of my purse and drew a Hitler mustache on him.
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I've been having fun with these the last two years.

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vraiblonde said:
Like all soulless corporations, they have a hippie marketing and outreach team that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

I defaced property at Walmart yesterday. The Maybelline mascara display showed all the different mascaras with a model presumably wearing that type, and one of them was a guy. So I got a Sharpie out of my purse and drew a Hitler mustache on him.
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I left Florida in 2003. A lot can happen in twenty years.
 
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vraiblonde said:
I'm making it my business to not purchase anything that has that as part of the name or description, especially if it's obvious that it's made from "real plants" and I didn't need to be told. Bread, talking to you. And you, oranges. Mascara? You too.

:rolleyes:

You know who the market is for this labeling though - brain dead progbots who think there might be meat in their avocados, so they'll pay extra for plant-based ones. That's why the body lotion I saw yesterday made sure to tell proglodyte consumers it's plant-based. "Oh, thank god my t-shirt is made from plants and not meat!"

So sorry, Fresh Market, I was going to come in and take advantage of your BOGO brioche buns for my cookout today...until you felt the need to let me know that they're pLanT-bASeD 🤪🤪🤪
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I kind of feel that way about gratuitous gluten-free labels. Yes, bottled water I know you are gluten free.
 
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Deceptive marketing aside, I now avoid anything that is "natural plant based". Couple of years ago, I wound up in the ER with a bad case of hives from an all natural plant based laundry soap.

Nurse called my fingers Snausages. :ohwell:
 
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Fake meat, Gluten free, no caffeine.no sugar, If you don't have some medical reason to use these things to hell with all of them.
 
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Clem72 said:
I kind of feel that way about gratuitous gluten-free labels. Yes, bottled water I know you are gluten free.
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Exactly. Even Democrats should know that bottled water is gluten-free, but apparently they don't.
 
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Exactly. Even Democrats should know that bottled water is gluten-free, but apparently they don't.
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If you keep harrassing them about labels, they might stop.

Then I'll never be able to find my Free Range Oreos and Organic Koolaid.
 
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Sorta a side tack here - how about when company XYZ, Inc., does a food recall of 2,000,000 tons of product that didn't identify milk as an ingredient. All 2,000,000 tons are to be recalled and destroyed because a couple progs have an allergy. I don't have that allergy. Most of us don't have that allergy. How about putting big signs over the products saying they also include milk and let the buyer beware? Why destroy 2,000,000 tons of food because it was mislabeled?
 
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vraiblonde said:
Publix informed me that those things are plant-based.

Thank you, Publix, but I'm not a Democrat.
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Publix might have to post this in Haiti - they are eating dirt biscuits because of a lack of food,


lol but yeah crazy WTF else is Bread supposed to be, but PLANT BASED and oranges, those come from a Chickens ass
 
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DaSDGuy said:
Sorta a side tack here - how about when company XYZ, Inc., does a food recall of 2,000,000 tons of product that didn't identify milk as an ingredient. All 2,000,000 tons are to be recalled and destroyed because a couple progs have an allergy. I don't have that allergy. Most of us don't have that allergy. How about putting big signs over the products saying they also include milk and let the buyer beware? Why destroy 2,000,000 tons of food because it was mislabeled?
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I'm tired of people making their food allergies my problem. Not sure why everyone is allergic to everything all of a sudden - it never used to be that way. It's no different than Dembots not wanting to eat meat, and insisting nobody else eat it either.
 
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P, B & J was a daily staple in the lunchroom from grade school on and I never even heard rumors of anyone being allergic to peanut butter.
 
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DaSDGuy

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vraiblonde said:
I'm tired of people making their food allergies my problem. Not sure why everyone is allergic to everything all of a sudden - it never used to be that way. It's no different than Dembots not wanting to eat meat, and insisting nobody else eat it either.
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I'm not too bothered by people having allergies unless they try to force me to cater to them. What bothers me is the food waste for those recalls. Put a section in the store called "Recalled Products" then put the products there for inspection and/or purchase by those who don't have that allergy. Maybe even mark them down 50%. That's better than a total loss for the producer of that product.
 
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