Well, playing fetch turned into "Gimme the ball" - he gets it, then runs around with it wanting me to chase him. Good that we'll be having more daylight as of tomorrow because then we can go to the dog park more often.
Ha! Why don't you just try and defend Osama bin Laden, huh? He left far fewer nasty surprises in his whole life for the innocent, men, women AND children, than Sheik ur Stinkertoes has in a typical weekend of her personal jihad against clean flooring.