Please stop doing war crimes in multiplayer games, it's upsetting the Red Cross


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Spotted by Kotaku(opens in new tab), the world-renowned humanitarian organisation has drawn up a set of rules(opens in new tab) for us to follow in online FPSes, and is "challenging you to play FPS by the real Rules of War, to show everyone that even wars have rules". There are four rules in total, which are:

  • No Thirsting: I thought this was about Instagram likes at first, but no, this actually means you can't shoot people while they're down, as that would violate real-life rules of war that protect prisoners from "violence, intimidation, and ill treatment".
  • No Targeting Non-violent NPCs: If your favourite FPS features non-hostile NPCs, you're gonna have to fit your war in around them and leave them unharmed. Real-life statues protect civilians from attack, after all.
  • No targeting civilian buildings: You can't blow up their houses, either. Luckily, architectural deformation hasn't been much of a thing since Red Faction: Guerilla, so it's probably pretty easy not to violate this one.
  • Use medkits on everyone: In real life, the rules of war stipulate that the wounded on both sides must be cared for, so prepare to baffle your opponents as you crouch to stitch them up immediately after blowing their kneecaps off.
As part of the campaign, the ICRC actually signed up a few streamers to its Twitch channel(opens in new tab) in order to play games like PUBG, Warzone, Fortnite, Tarkov, and Rainbow 6 Siege while following the rules on April 15. Plus, it helped make a special Fortnite mode(opens in new tab) to help you "Learn to follow REAL Rules of War" in-game.

So it's all quite noble, as strange as it sounds, and is really nothing more than a way to raise awareness of the real-life rules that govern—or are meant to govern—military conflict. Still, I can't help but feel like there's an unintentional and perverse message here: Anyone actually following these laws to the letter in a game of COD or Fortnite is almost certainly going to lose.



You get punished in Counter Strike for killing hostages and in GTA games you are pursued by the police. In the old Star Wars Battlefront if you kill Jawas you lose points.

As for civilian buildings, does that include pots in Zelda? That one shack (right behind the drawbridge in Ocarina of Time) with the soldier in there and all the boxes and pots would raise a huge red flag for these crazy people.

In Dota 2 there exist heroes that can heal like Dazzle. Does that count, Play By The Rules?