Thank you, thank you,.... here is one that I'd like to see as a childrens book, I already have a prototype made ---
Under My Bed
By Victoria Willis
If I looked under my bed, what would I see?
Funky fuzzy dust bunnies lookin’ at me.
Maybe monsters with all sorts of stuff and things.
Jellybeans, books, papers and bubble gum machine rings.
Cracker jack boxes, old records, ribbons, crayons, and pens.
When will this land of junk ever end?
I see chapstick tubes, photos, and empty wire notebooks.
I wonder how far I’ll have to look?
A mis-matched argyle sock, my Christmas underwear and a toy boat.
I don’t think that holey old thing will even float.
A mason jar with some dead lightning bugs for light
And my old stuffed cheap carnival dog that won’t bite.
Oh, a mirror, gum wrappers, a Barbie doll with one arm
Someone’s Easter basket, a plastic apple and an empty ant farm?
Hangin’ upside down from my bed peekin’ in,
I’m thinkin’ about cleaning out this great big clutter bin.
Nah, these treasures will have to stay,
Because I’ll have to get a bulldozer in here, someway.