Poor Hanoi Jane.

Hijinx

Well-Known Member
Jane Fonda, 76, Faces Mortality With Tears

Poor Jane thinks of death and it makes her cry.
What a life she has had. Born to celebrity and stardom with a Silver Spoon in her mouth,
Betraying her Country, giving aid and comfort to the enemy, which should have gotten her a prison cell, she came home made exercise tapes and increased her wealth, Married one of the richest men in the world, and having fools praise her.

Now she is once again wallowing in self-pity, because one day she will die.
Like all the rest of us.
Yes Jane: Your wealth will not buy you out of taking the dirt nap, one day you will die and they will place a guard over your grave to keep those you hurt from standing in line to do what so many have sworn is their duty.
 

Freefaller

Active Member
I have an idea

Jane Fonda, 76, Faces Mortality With Tears

Poor Jane thinks of death and it makes her cry.
What a life she has had. Born to celebrity and stardom with a Silver Spoon in her mouth,
Betraying her Country, giving aid and comfort to the enemy, which should have gotten her a prison cell, she came home made exercise tapes and increased her wealth, Married one of the richest men in the world, and having fools praise her.

Now she is once again wallowing in self-pity, because one day she will die.
Like all the rest of us.
Yes Jane: Your wealth will not buy you out of taking the dirt nap, one day you will die and they will place a guard over your grave to keep those you hurt from standing in line to do what so many have sworn is their duty.

She says "Just dump me in a hole,". My suggestion is that the hole be in the middle of the jungle in North Vietnam. I hear they still have alot of tunnels over there. Perhaps she can use one of those.

My other request, can we put Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman in with her?[/
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Larry Gude

Strung Out
I couldn't find the part where she is most ashamed of China Syndrome and the damage she did, virtually single handedly, to the planet, science and common sense.
 

b23hqb

Well-Known Member
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Too funny.

What's not funny: That hole will be eternal damnation. Some years ago Fonda says she was 'saved". Since that time, she has displayed no witness to promote that statement.

If she is a Christian, she has no fear of the grave, because her soul will not reside there, but in the presence of God.

Me thinks she is in the state of Fonda-ism. So sad, too bad.
 

Hijinx

Well-Known Member
She says "Just dump me in a hole,". My suggestion is that the hole be in the middle of the jungle in North Vietnam. I hear they still have alot of tunnels over there. Perhaps she can use one of those.

My other request, can we put Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman in with her?[/
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Whatever hole they dump her in it should have good drainage.
 

glhs837

Power with Control
You want to pollute an entire continent? Shoot her rotting remains into space, deep space that will hopefully end up in some sun somewhere.:buddies:

I'm thinking of Yucca Mountain, since they plan to erect warning signs that will last one hundred thousand years...... I would be afraid to send her to space, the one in eleventy billion chance that she hits the jackpot and is found by a race that could ressurect her is too high, and the sun has given us life all these years, that's no way to repay that noble furnace. So in the deepest pit in YM works fine for me.
 

b23hqb

Well-Known Member
I'm thinking of Yucca Mountain, since they plan to erect warning signs that will last one hundred thousand years...... I would be afraid to send her to space, the one in eleventy billion chance that she hits the jackpot and is found by a race that could ressurect her is too high, and the sun has given us life all these years, that's no way to repay that noble furnace. So in the deepest pit in YM works fine for me.

Thank you, Dr Spock. Your irrefutable logic has been noted, but denied due to common sense and humanity

If that God-created noble furnace cannot handle the remains of a single so-called human carcass, then a black hole is the answer - to infinity and beyond!.:buddies:
 
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Lurk

Happy Creepy Ass Cracka
Now she is once again wallowing in self-pity, because one day she will die.
Like all the rest of us.

Why doesn't she do the Walt Disney bit and have her head frozen to wait until science can bring it back to life forever? Of course, her brain isn't her most attractive feature is it?
 

glhs837

Power with Control
Thank you, Dr Spock. Your irrefutable logic has been noted, but denied due to common sense and humanity

If that God-created noble furnace cannot handle the remains of a single so-called human carcass, then a black hole is the answer - to infinity and beyond!.:buddies:



It can, I didnt say that it couldnt, but like using a Rolls Royce to flatten a bad of turds, it's a purpose far below the machine. Like using the Mona Lisa as sandpaper.
 

edinsomd

New Member
I'm thinking of Yucca Mountain, since they plan to erect warning signs that will last one hundred thousand years...... I would be afraid to send her to space, the one in eleventy billion chance that she hits the jackpot and is found by a race that could ressurect her is too high, and the sun has given us life all these years, that's no way to repay that noble furnace. So in the deepest pit in YM works fine for me.

Same reason I dislike a Black Hole disposal. She has a remote possibility of returning as a multi-dimensional Jane Fon-zilla. Scary.

So nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

:coffee:
 
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czygvtwkr

Guest
Same reason I dislike a Black Hole disposal. She has a remote possibility of returning as a multi-dimensional Jane Fon-zilla. Scary.

So nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

:coffee:

Yea, this one is bad enough.
 

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GW8345

Not White House Approved
The day she becomes room temperature will be a good day for this country and I think ever Vietnam Vet should have the honor to piss on her grave, POW's can crap in her mouth.
 

mamatutu

mama to two
The day she becomes room temperature will be a good day for this country and I think ever Vietnam Vet should have the honor to piss on her grave, POW's can crap in her mouth.

:yikes: :lol: I watched a show the other night about 10 most hated in America. The first nine were celebs, including OJ. #1 was Casey Anthony. I wonder why Jane didn't make this list. It is amazing how much she is hated all these years later, and rightly so.
 
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czygvtwkr

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:yikes: :lol: I watched a show the other night about 10 most hated in America. The first nine were celebs, including OJ. #1 was Casey Anthony. I wonder why Jane didn't make this list. It is amazing how much she is hated all these years later, and rightly so.

She is mostly forgotten about, the people that hate her with a passion are the ones keeping her relevant.
 

BOP

Well-Known Member
She is mostly forgotten about, the people that hate her with a passion are the ones keeping her relevant.

We don't think about her the vast majority of the time, but when we do, we remember the effect that she, and people like her had on our military at the time (not good), and the effect they had on North Vietnam (it buoyed their morale), it pisses us the f##k off.

Hope that clarifies it.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
We don't think about her the vast majority of the time, but when we do, we remember the effect that she, and people like her had on our military at the time (not good), and the effect they had on North Vietnam (it buoyed their morale), it pisses us the f##k off.

Hope that clarifies it.

Who is worse; a young, idealistic rich kid or a president that lies the nation into a bad war in a bad place at a bad time?
 
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