Porch pirates steal all, including a kitchen sink

[Monello]

A few bait packages should take care of these and similar bozos. Imagine carrying a sink off of someone's porch?

Police in Nutley Monday arrested three people for stealing packages left on porches in Nutley and neighboring Belleville, an agency spokesman said.

Working with Belleville police, officers arrested Luis Colon, 26, and two juveniles, all of whom are from Newark. They were each charged with multiple counts of theft. All told, they are believed to be responsible for nearly a dozen thefts.

Police were able to recover a number of items, including a kitchen sink.

not many pleasant things associated with this colon

 

[acommondisaster]

The neighbors were probably lamenting the return of the sink. I wonder if there was a washing machine and an old sofa, too.