Problem: I am in love with two women, and want them both.....

[Tomahawk202]

I have a big, big problem. I am married and I am in love with another woman. I love her so much so, that I want to sell my house, buy a bigger one, and ask #2 to move in with us. My wife isn't a very big fan of #2, because of the way we met. ( me still being married at the time ) But she has been with other women, and doesn't quite mind it.
So, what do you think I should do? I am quietly freaking out, I will tell you, I thought I could NEVER fall in love with two women, and here I am eating my words. HELP.....!

 

[usagent]

I have a big, big problem. I am married and I am in love with another woman. I love her so much so, that I want to sell my house, buy a bigger one, and ask #2 to move in with us. My wife isn't a very big fan of #2, because of the way we met. ( me still being married at the time ) But she has been with other women, and doesn't quite mind it.
So, what do you think I should do? I am quietly freaking out, I will tell you, I thought I could NEVER fall in love with two women, and here I am eating my words. HELP.....! [/QUOTE

hhhhmmmm.....you rock!

 

[onebdzee]

Can you tell your wife that I've heard that Sue Ann Armitage is one of the best divorce attorneys around and make sure she calls her

TIA

 

[rack'm]

I have a big, big problem. I am married and I am in love with another woman. I love her so much so, that I want to sell my house, buy a bigger one, and ask #2 to move in with us. My wife isn't a very big fan of #2, because of the way we met. ( me still being married at the time ) But she has been with other women, and doesn't quite mind it.
So, what do you think I should do? I am quietly freaking out, I will tell you, I thought I could NEVER fall in love with two women, and here I am eating my words. HELP.....!

You sound like a BUNCH of people that used to call the Grease Man's show.


Have you done a mother/daughter combo too??

 

[MysticalMom]

As long as the other woman knew I was #1 wife, took on some nanny duties, and did the cooking and the cleaning. She could have Tuesday's and Thursdays and I'd be ok with it. :shrug:

 

[usagent]

As long as the other woman knew I was #1 wife, took on some nanny duties, and did the cooking and the cleaning. She could have Tuesday's and Thursdays and I'd be ok with it. :shrug:

Wow! that sounds familiar. My wife encourages me too look at porn "Less work for her" she says.

 

[Toxick]

So, what do you think I should do?

Any man that wants to live with two women is, without question, certifiably insane.

You should check yourself into the nearest mental health facility and have a check-up from the neck up.



<-- Wife 1
<-- You
<-- Wife 2

Yeah, sure it might be fun for a while to have a cooter on your forehead while you have another one on your lap - but that will only take you so far.

1) 2 honey-do lists.
2) 2 sets of daily nagging.
3) 2 sets of PMS
3a) Women sync up, so it will happen at the same time after while
4) Buy a black and white striped shirt, becuase you will be a referee for the rest of your natural life.
5) Get used to this sentence "She goes, I go, or you go!"
6) You will die 37% faster.
6a) Death will come as a friend.


On the positive side, you'll never have to buy another wallet.

 

[kris31280]

I have a big, big problem. I am married and I am in love with another woman. I love her so much so, that I want to sell my house, buy a bigger one, and ask #2 to move in with us. My wife isn't a very big fan of #2, because of the way we met. ( me still being married at the time ) But she has been with other women, and doesn't quite mind it.
So, what do you think I should do? I am quietly freaking out, I will tell you, I thought I could NEVER fall in love with two women, and here I am eating my words. HELP.....!

Wow dude... are you looking to die young?

And that's for your wife knowing about #2 and being ok with it.

Have you watched one too many episodes of Big Love?

 

[rack'm]

TWO mother in laws

 

[Nanny Pam]

TWO mother in laws

Holy Hell....that sums it all up!

 

[Nickel]

I have a big, big problem. I am married and I am in love with another woman. I love her so much so, that I want to sell my house, buy a bigger one, and ask #2 to move in with us. My wife isn't a very big fan of #2, because of the way we met. ( me still being married at the time ) But she has been with other women, and doesn't quite mind it.
So, what do you think I should do? I am quietly freaking out, I will tell you, I thought I could NEVER fall in love with two women, and here I am eating my words. HELP.....!

Make sure they wear the same size clothes so they at least get a bigger wardrobe out of the deal.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

I have a big, big problem. I am married and I am in love with another woman. I love her so much

Thanks for PM'ing me their pic.
I think....

1. You should be arrested. Beastiality is illegal.
2. You're queer.
3. Nice halloween costume. Fits you perfectly.

 

[ocean733]

TWO mother in laws

 

[bresamil]

Ew. And I agree with Toxick - certifiable.

 

[virgovictoria]

:futurebridgejumper:

 

[RoseRed]

Big Love.

 

[hvp05]

Thanks for PM'ing me their pic.
I think....

When this thread was started I thought maybe you'd busted into someone's account.

 

[hotmomma]

I have a big, big problem. I am married and I am in love with another woman. I love her so much so, that I want to sell my house, buy a bigger one, and ask #2 to move in with us. My wife isn't a very big fan of #2, because of the way we met. ( me still being married at the time ) But she has been with other women, and doesn't quite mind it.
So, what do you think I should do? I am quietly freaking out, I will tell you, I thought I could NEVER fall in love with two women, and here I am eating my words. HELP.....!

Does your wife know that you are in love with this other woman and want to have a relationship with her, or does she think your just screwing another woman? Maybe your wife has another man since she is ok with you sleeping with someone else. I would never be ok with my husband sleeping with someone else yet alone having a relationship crazy

 

[kbeachcat123]

You ever seen the show "Big Love" on HBO? You can have not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but AS MANY WIVES AS YOU WANT. Big Catch: YOU are the SOLE SOURCE OF INCOME. Great concept (as much p-tang as a man can handle) but the catch is that you have to support the p-tangs since they stay home and raise kids.

From a female perspective --- GOOD LUCK.

 

[kris31280]

I don't think two women are meant to live in the same house unless:

1: They're lesbians
2: One of the women is still in diapers
3: One of the women is the mom and the other is still under the age of 18.

It's why you don't room with your best friend when you're female... it leads to bad juju.