So you want to get healthier, drop a few pounds, and get yourself in better shape? Great! Now all you have to do is choose a diet plan. How do you know which one is right for you?
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8.) Crickets & Mealworms Diet
Pro: You become a docile, compliant vassal of the New World Order
Con: The grasshopper leg stuck in your teeth is still wiggling
9.) Vegetarian Diet
Pro: You can significantly extend your life
Con: Your significantly extended life is no longer worth living
10.) Socialist Diet
Pro: Rapid and sustained weight loss
Con: Death due to rapid and sustained weight loss
Look over the list above and decide which diet is right for you. Don't worry, no matter which option you choose, you can always pick something else after you quit in two weeks.
See 1.) - 7.) ...
8.) Crickets & Mealworms Diet
Pro: You become a docile, compliant vassal of the New World Order
Con: The grasshopper leg stuck in your teeth is still wiggling
9.) Vegetarian Diet
Pro: You can significantly extend your life
Con: Your significantly extended life is no longer worth living
10.) Socialist Diet
Pro: Rapid and sustained weight loss
Con: Death due to rapid and sustained weight loss
Look over the list above and decide which diet is right for you. Don't worry, no matter which option you choose, you can always pick something else after you quit in two weeks.
Pros And Cons Of Every Diet Plan
So you want to get healthier, drop a few pounds, and get yourself in better shape? Great! Now all you have to do is choose a diet plan. How do you know which one is right for you?
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