Public Transportation Concerns

[bcp]

When you use public transportation such as a bus, do you have concerns about what you might be getting other than a ride?

did the person before you wet themselves and leave dropletts of pee on the seat for you to pick up on your pants and walk around in all day?

are there boogers or liquid loogies on the surfaces that you touch?

could head lice be partying on the seat back where you are leaning against.


could a drooler have been seated in your seat right before you and soaked it with phlem for you to wipe up with your sweater?

Me? I dont do public transportation.
I wont even buy a used car.

 

[aps45819]

It must suck to live such a fear filled life.
I suppose you can't eat in resturants either. What if the waitress sneezed on your fork.
Can't do a picnic in a public park, who know what's been done on that table.

Did you insist on all new furniture where you work?

 

[Nickel]

did the person before you wet themselves and leave dropletts of pee on the seat for you to pick up on your pants and walk around in all day?

I have more of an issue with a lady I work with, who apparantly likes to squat above the toilet seat (even though our company provides the little paper seat covers). She obviously isn't very good at it, cause she ends up peeing all over the seat. She doesn't clean it up either.

 

[bcp]

It must suck to live such a fear filled life.

You have no Idea

I suppose you can't eat in resturants either. What if the waitress sneezed on your fork.

I mean,, is she at least cute or something?

Can't do a picnic in a public park, who know what's been done on that table.

I know what Ive done on those tables,, and I wouldnt eat there after that,,,, is that what you mean?

Did you insist on all new furniture where you work?

actually,, I own the company, and yes, I did insist on new furniture for my office. does that count?

 

[aps45819]

You have no Idea

You're right. Since my favorite form of transportation often leaves me with the mutilated carcases of deceased insects adhearing to various portins of my anatomy, I can't see worrying about lifes little buggers.

 

[Club'nBabySeals]

I have more of an issue with a lady I work with, who apparantly likes to squat above the toilet seat (even though our company provides the little paper seat covers). She obviously isn't very good at it, cause she ends up peeing all over the seat. She doesn't clean it up either.

We had that problem, too, with a woman in our office. As no one particularly had the gall to call her out on it in plain speak, one of the more creative ladies decided to post a big sign on the interiors of the stalls:


"IF YOU SPRINKLE
WHEN YOU TINKLE
PLEASE BE NEAT
AND WIPE THE SEAT"


Unfocused chastisment at its best. It seemed to do the trick.

 

[MMDad]

I have more of an issue with a lady I work with, who apparantly likes to squat above the toilet seat (even though our company provides the little paper seat covers). She obviously isn't very good at it, cause she ends up peeing all over the seat. She doesn't clean it up either.

That sounds bad, but you wouldn't believe what it was like in the Navy. I am very phobic about public restrooms, yet I lived on a ship with public restrooms for 4 1/2 years. You walk in in extreme need, and all off the seats are wet. Then you notice the nasty stuff sloshing around on deck. Then, once you clean the seat off, the head overflows. This is why I keep a picture of my ship on the wall in my office. Whenever it seems like it sucks, I can look up and realize that it is not that bad. I go home almost every night, and I sleep with one woman instead of 47 men.

 

[bcp]

...... Then, once you clean the seat off, the head overflows. This is why I keep a picture of my ship on the wall in my office. Whenever it seems like it sucks, I can look up and realize that it is not that bad. I go home almost every night, .......and I sleep with one woman instead of 47 men.

first, you needed to learn the art of target pooping.
you hang on to the stall walls and suspend yourself over the crapper, then as you swing back and forth, you have to time the bomb drop just right to hit target..

second, is it just me or does it sound like you were having a whole bunch of sex on that ship?

 

[MMDad]

first, you needed to learn the art of target pooping.
you hang on to the stall walls and suspend yourself over the crapper, then as you swing back and forth, you have to time the bomb drop just right to hit target..

second, is it just me or does it sound like you were having a whole bunch of sex on that ship?

First, accurate bombing is difficult with napalm. (use your imagination, but think about burning semi-liquid)

Second, .... Never mind.

 

[LexiGirl75]

We had that problem, too, with a woman in our office. As no one particularly had the gall to call her out on it in plain speak, one of the more creative ladies decided to post a big sign on the interiors of the stalls:


"IF YOU SPRINKLE
WHEN YOU TINKLE
PLEASE BE NEAT
AND WIPE THE SEAT"


Unfocused chastisment at its best. It seemed to do the trick.

One of the bathrooms in our building has that posted too. I think those signs are good but you have so many people with the DGAF attitude.

 

[LexiGirl75]

I go home almost every night, and I sleep with one woman instead of 47 men.

The one you suffocate with your gas under the sheets Her experience must have been worse than yours before you two married.

























j/k - I see those thoughts still haunt you.

 

[LexiGirl75]

Oh and some other thoughts are touching things that belong to others or that others have had access to in UNTHINKABLE places.

1. Bathroom keys

2. Hall Pass (for those with children)

3. Buffet utensils (everyone's hands touches those)

4. Restaurant silverware (ask for a cup of boiling water for tea and stick those forks and spoons in there or better yet bring your own or ask for plasticware).

5. Doorknobs, pushing with your shoulder or hip is better than using your hand but if you must pull or turn the knob remember to wash your hands asap.

6. Anything where you push a button (ATM, Telephone, Store Paypad, keyboards, mouse, etc.)

7. Most people don't wash their hands, don't feel bad to say you don't shake hands.

8. If someone spits when they speak, wipe that droplet off immediately and excuse yourself to go cleanse the spot. Do not let it seep into your pores. Think TB people cause it's back.

9. As some of us tend to be nurturers, don't always rush to some bleeding person's aid without ensuring that you protect yourself. Whether child or adult you never know and sopping up a bleeding forehead and your cuticles are raggedy is a

10. Last but not least, the 6 components of the "Chain of Infection" are as follows:

Infectious Agents - Bacteria, Fungi, Viruses, Rickettsiae, Parasites, Yeast, Protozoa

Reservoirs - Animals, People, Food, Water and Solutions, Medications, Equipment

Portals of Exit - Excretions, Secretions, Droplets

Modes of Transmission - Blood, Food, Spores, Contact (direct, indirect and droplet), Airborne, Vehicle, Vector

Portals of Entry - Circulatory, Mucous, Membranes, Broken Skin, Gastrointestinal Tract, Genitourinary Tract, Respiratory Tract

Susceptible Hosts - Diabetes, Immunocompromised, Postoperative Burn, Chronic Disease, Young and Elderly.

If one of these components is removed from the chain then infection can not be transferred.

Hope this information is helpful. You can never be too concerned about yours or your family's health.

 

[tikipirate]

I wanna be your vector.

 

[willie]

I worry about boogers on my car door handle.

 

[bcp]

I worry about boogers on my car door handle.

Living in Southern Maryland you should be worried.
I understand that there is a walk by snotter that targets parking lots in certain areas around there.

I carry sanitary gloves that I wear and a small can of lysol with me now and I spray my door handles prior to opening the car.

nothing worse than being the victim of a walk by snotting. I would rather be shot.