Punography

[itsbob]

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.


Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

 

[itsbob]

How about one liners.. not REALLY puns..

BUT I can so relate!

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


OR


Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

OR

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

 

[itsbob]

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Skydivers are good to the last drop.

 

[itsbob]

When it comes to telling her age, she's shy.....about ten years shy.


Blessed are the cheesemakers for they shall get their whey.


Never argue with your doctor. He has inside information.


Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off.

 

[migtig]

I am so making that.