QBHI: In One Week The General Dies!

Danzig

Danzig

Well-Known Member
Annoying_Boy said:
Today is day one.

At the close of business on day seven, if General Electric has not been replaced, I am going to take the following actions.

1. I will disconnect the General and drag his worthless dishwasher body to the kitchen door, and push him down the steps and into the garage.

2. I will setup a video camera to document the whole event.

3. I will then film the General's execution and upload it to YouTube for hundreds of thousands of viewers to watch him die.

How will the General be executed?

I'm still thinking about it, but the current plan is I am going to start off by shooting him with an automatic paint ball gun.

Do you have a color preference for the paint balls?

Then I'm going to beat him to death with a baseball bat; aluminum, American made.

When he's dead, I'm going to drag all the pieces of his lifeless dishwasher body into my front yard and leave them there until the HOA comes and gets him.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Consider yourself served!
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I doubt you have the balls to do it.:popcorn:
 
Annoying_Boy

Annoying_Boy

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Danzig said:
Be a man of your word.

Film it yourself.
And do it for free.
like I said, NO BALLS
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You guys in here think it over.

Pool your money.

Make me an offer.

If it's enough to buy a good Bosch or something, I'll kill the General sooner and film it for you as promised.

:popcorn:
 
Annoying_Boy

Annoying_Boy

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vraiblonde said:
You probably talked it to death. Look for the washer to go next.
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You did bring up a noteworthy point for a change.

I was forced to buy the oven, the stove, and the dishwasher. No way to opt out of them. And I'm not the only resident that thinks they're a piece of chit.

I hate the oven too. It's a dual model, but they don't tell you the bottom unit is not self cleaning.

Guess where the freaking turkey got cooked?

:jameo:

As for the fridge, washer and dryer, I went to Lowes during a 30% off sale, used my military discount, got another 10% off, and I have great products that I saved 40% on and didn't finance them for 30 years.

:popcorn:
 
Merlin99

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
PREMO Member
itsbob said:
Why would they care if you destroy an appliance YOU own?

Liar.
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A_B - What do you mean you're not going to replace the dish washer, it's clearly defective
QBHI - We can't prove it wasn't working before you threw your temper tantrum
A_B - I'm suing
QBHI - Sorry, you have to go through arbitration first
A_B - Well, then I'm going to sue after that
QBHI - Sorry, you posted about destroying it ahead of time so you'll lose and pay for our lawyer
A_B - But, but, but.... that's not fair
QBHI - Payback's a ##### when your stupid
 
Annoying_Boy

Annoying_Boy

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Baja28 said:
:yikes: I'd jump off the TJ bridge if I had a 30 year mortgage at your age. :coffee:

Where's all that $$ you saved by renting your entire life? :killingme
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Gee, I thought you were the guy who preached "writing off interest," and all the other virtues of homeownership?

No sense paying it off in the first ten years.

I'm going to suck up your tax dollars until then.

:popcorn:
 
itsbob

itsbob

I bowl overhand
BadGirl said:
Do you have a job?

I mean, a real paying, honest-to-goodness 'I go to work everyday' kind of job?
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My estimate is that he's medically retired from the military, and may also collect SSI..

He MAY put 25% or so into supporting him and his wife. I'd guess that maybe she's the one that actually has a job and is left supporting his, what I would assume to be, worthless ass.
 
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