Question for the guys
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black dog
Free America
Not saying any of you do this, but you may give me some insight as the WHY. Why do some guys feel the need to tell you the size of their penis and describe it? Is this supposed to be some type of turn on? This has happened for the umpteenth time. Asking for a friend
Where are you talking to guys at. POF or Tinder?
mitzi
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No. This has happened to me in bars, meeting someone out somewhere and talking on the phone later and now with a guy I knew 40 years ago who got in touch with me. Always before asking me out, I get their measurement. I get it they want to have sex, but why the need to tell me this? Is this supposed to be impressive?
No. This has happened to me in bars, meeting someone out somewhere and talking on the phone later and now with a guy I knew 40 years ago who got in touch with me. Always before asking me out, I get their measurement. I get it they want to have sex, but why the need to tell me this? Is this supposed to be impressive?
They lie. You still need to check the package for yourself before you commit.
mitzi
Well-Known Member
And bring my measuring tape.
Keeps 'em honest.
black dog
Free America
No. This has happened to me in bars, meeting someone out somewhere and talking on the phone later and now with a guy I knew 40 years ago who got in touch with me. Always before asking me out, I get their measurement. I get it they want to have sex, but why the need to tell me this? Is this supposed to be impressive?
That's uncomfortable.. I'm a pig, and I would never talk about the size of my junk and lots of other topics while getting to know a woman..
If it works out she will see first hand my long and short comings.
My two older sisters if told that in public would have held out their hand and bet it wouldn't go across there palm sideways.
mitzi
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That's the way I see it. If it works out and you like each other, just let things happen. This crap is ridiculous to me. I don't see the need to inform the woman your size. If it's supposed to be a turn on, it isn't to me. It makes me think you're a real a$$. I'll never go anywhere with you after that. I'm just trying to get an insight as to why they do this.
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black dog
Free America
I'm gonna guess they watch to much porn and they think, hey girl I've got this big daddy weiner and you are the lucky winner of the weiner.
I just can't for the life of me believe that using " My Huge Weiner " works all that often.
If it truly worked I would just walk into a bar and haulout Rudy and then take my pick of who I'm taking home.
Maybe those Weiner growing pills at 7-11 really do work......
littlelady
God bless the USA
Your question has been answered, Mitzi. 
mitzi
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If you try that at the bar and it works out, let me know I can't believe it works that often either, this could be why these guys are alone. I was floored when this guy that got in touch with me after many years started in on this crap.
mitzi
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littlelady
God bless the USA
This is my reaction to the wiener braggers
I think I am going to start bragging about the size of my womb, and can carry babies for 9 months, and then go through delivery of them for hours, or have C-sections; not to mention having the monthly cycle starting at twelve. Men with big wieners have been known to faint in the delivery room; grabbing their testicales on the way down. I think men have a misconception of the definition of ‘baby’.
black dog
Free America
littlelady;5937280[B said:]I think I am going to start bragging about the size of my womb, [/B]and can carry babies for 9 months, and then go through delivery of them for hours, or have C-sections; not to mention having the monthly cycle starting at twelve. Men with big wieners have been known to faint in the delivery room; grabbing their testicales on the way down. I think men have a misconception of the definition of ‘baby’.
And you should.
A big womb comes behind a big tunnel thats in front of it.. That's something to be proud of.
Please,.Please tell us for the eleventh time about your Braxton Hicks C Sections.
#RealWomemDoItNaturally
littlelady
God bless the USA
Works.Every.Time.
You’re easy!
:PS...I never had Braxton Hicks. This is why you are not a reliable member/poster/source. Just sayin’.
mitzi
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I had 2 C-Sections
does that count? Will it make them want me more 
I'm certainly not going to brag about how big my womb is 
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littlelady
God bless the USA
I had 2 C-Sections
I love the clam down smilie, and thanks. You get it.
And, thanks for the thread. I think you just sent dog running with his tail, I mean penis, between his legs.
The big womb reference was a metaphor. I did my duty, and am still doing it. Laughs are a good thing! PS...for example...poor baby boy grand is going through a growth spurt and teething. He was inconsolable all day. Dot called at 645 pm and asked if we could take him for a couple hours to give them a break. We did. We didn’t eat dinner tonight until 10pm. But, we are here for them. That is why we moved from our idyllic spot in Calvert.
I roll with the punches. Get it?
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mitzi
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I love the clam down smilie, and thanks. You get it.
And, thanks for the thread. I think you just sent dog running with his tail, I mean penis, between his legs.
Why would it send him running? I wasn't directing anything to him, he was being funny. I was just being sarcastic. Do you really get my clam smilie?
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littlelady
God bless the USA
I guess not. I thought you had a hub. Guess, I was wrong about that, too. No biggy. Nite, nite.
Take care.
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