river rat
BUCKING GOAT
kwillia said:I think you've been hanging around Dems too much...
Why you gotta bust me out?
kwillia said:I think you've been hanging around Dems too much...
Dutch6 said:Shoot the neighbor and keep the dog.
Sharon said:Fling the crap back into their yard - don't worry about where it lands (as long as it's in the grass or on the ground somewhere).
Hey, it worked for me. My ex neighbor's boxers would come over and poop in my yard all the time. One day while we were talking I looked over and from about 3 feet away I said, "Your dog just left me a present". She scolded the dog but didn't move a muscle to clean up after it. After she went in the house I realized she was never gonna pick it up so I got the poopy scoopy and chucked it back into her yard. It never cured the dogs from crapping in my yard, but she never said anything about me flinging the poopy back into hers.julz20684 said:
Sharon said:Hey, it worked for me. My ex neighbor's boxers would come over and poop in my yard all the time. One day while we were talking I looked over and from about 3 feet away I said, "Your dog just left me a present". She scolded the dog but didn't move a muscle to clean up after it. After she went in the house I realized she was never gonna pick it up so I got the poopy scoopy and chucked it back into her yard. It never cured the dogs from crapping in my yard, but she never said anything about me flinging the poopy back into hers.
Got to remember this one for my neighbors cats. Always crapping in my bushes right up against the house. Can't even open a window in the summer without smelling cat ####.ohstate said:D.All dogs and cats seized and impounded shall be held for the owner for a period of 72 hours, unless determined by the Animal Control Officer that it is unsafe for the animal to be held. During this period, any dog or cat impounded may be redeemed by the owner or his or her duly authorized representative upon satisfactory proof of ownership and tender of fee in such amount as charged by the animal shelter.
E.Any owner not redeeming his or her dog or cat within 72 hours shall be deemed to have forfeited all rights of ownership and the dog or cat becomes the property of Calvert County. The dog or cat shall remain impounded for an additional 48 hours, during which time any person may obtain ownership by paying an adoption fee. Any dog or cat impounded and not redeemed may be destroyed in the most humane manner possible if no one adopts or rescues the animal.
Vince said:Got to remember this one for my neighbors cats. Always crapping in my bushes right up against the house. Can't even open a window in the summer without smelling cat ####.
http://www.co.cal.md.us/residents/animal/Calvert County has a leash law for dogs, meaning if a dog is off the owner's property it must be on a leash; and a control law for cats, meaning if a cat is off the owner's property it must be under a person's control.