Ehesef said:I haven't burped in three weeks.
Well, since you asked, the girl I went to lunch with made me go to Taco Bell for that very reason, she was trying to "move things along"Kizzy said:If anyone hasn't pooped in a few days, would ya share that information with us too.
How nice for you.Ehesef said:I haven't burped in three weeks.
:Ehesef said:Well, since you asked, the girl I went to lunch with made me go to Taco Bell for that very reason, she was trying to "move things along"
Ehesef said:Well, since you asked, the girl I went to lunch with made me go to Taco Bell for that very reason, she was trying to "move things along"
Well I thought it would be nice to share the frequency of my bodily functions with strangers for absolutely no reason at all.RoseRed said:How nice for you.
My dad told me that the reason women don't burp and fart is that they never stop talking long enough to build up enough pressureEhesef said:I haven't burped in three weeks.
aps45819 said:My dad told me that the reason women don't burp and fart is that they never stop talking long enough to build up enough pressure
AC/DC said:Haven't stayed quiet enough to build up preasure huh?
aps45819 said:My dad told me that the reason women don't burp and fart is that they never stop talking long enough to build up enough pressure
virgovictoria said:Can't be true. For unknown reasons, I am a stellar burper. Natural. Tonal. Lengthy. Deep. Melodic. Stemming from my toes... Uncanny at times. :shrug:
I can out-burp most men. I embarrass my dad in competition. I embarrass my mom in general.virgovictoria said:Can't be true. For unknown reasons, I am a stellar burper. Natural. Tonal. Lengthy. Deep. Melodic. Stemming from my toes... Uncanny at times.
Splain that, Lucy~ :shrug:
You never burped once on St. Patrick's Day at Dew Drop?Ehesef said:I can out-burp most men. I embarrass my dad in competition. I embarrass my mom in general.
Damn girl, you're over due.Ehesef said:I haven't burped in three weeks.
AC/DC said:You ramble on so much that you swallow air??
I try to be discrete in public...AllyCat said:You never burped once on St. Patrick's Day at Dew Drop?
Ehesef said:I try to be discrete in public...