CMC122
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Subject: The South Lives
A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a
sizable estate to his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it until she turns
fourteen.
Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of
18 or more since they were told that in some
theaters "17 and under are not admitted".
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to
age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of
high schools.
You know you are in Kentucky when you call the
front desk from your motel room and tell the
clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink",
and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".
You can tell if a Mississippi redneck is married.
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost
destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire
trailer park was almost lost.
The law in Georgia was recently changed regarding
divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple
are still brother and sister.
An Alabama State trooper stopped a redneck in a
pickup truck for weaving on the roadway.
He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said,
"Bout what?"
A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a
sizable estate to his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it until she turns
fourteen.
Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of
18 or more since they were told that in some
theaters "17 and under are not admitted".
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to
age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of
high schools.
You know you are in Kentucky when you call the
front desk from your motel room and tell the
clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink",
and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".
You can tell if a Mississippi redneck is married.
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost
destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire
trailer park was almost lost.
The law in Georgia was recently changed regarding
divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple
are still brother and sister.
An Alabama State trooper stopped a redneck in a
pickup truck for weaving on the roadway.
He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said,
"Bout what?"
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