Redneck Mansion

limblips

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Hey, that is my (available for rent) timeshare

This took a lot of imagination; pretty kewl actually.

My unit is top right, a stunning two tone, with a commanding view of the community pool/drainage ditch. There is a dumb waiter to assist in getting things to the unit, his name is Seth. (pay him in nickels, he knows that dimes are smaller and gets insulted). Lots of family activities such as cow tipping, guess the moonshine proof game, long distance peeing for the boys and biggest boobs for the teen girls (ages 10-12, and 13-15, girls who have been or are pregnant are not eligible). Adult games too, such as Mommy, How Low Do They Hang? (measuments taken by committee), and for the men, Fishing Lies and How to Tell Them (disposable footwear recommended), Great Hunting and Drinking Stories (some gruesome photos in this seminar), and a night long Dale Earnhardt Remembrance (tissues provided, bring your own beer and autographed memorabilia for show and tell following. Thanks for looking, hurry dates are filling up fast.
 
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toppick08

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My unit is top right, a stunning two tone, with a commanding view of the community pool/drainage ditch. There is a dumb waiter to assist in getting things to the unit, his name is Seth. (pay him in nickels, he knows that dimes are smaller and gets insulted). Lots of family activities such as cow tipping, guess the moonshine proof game, long distance peeing for the boys and biggest boobs for the teen girls (ages 10-12, and 13-15, girls who have been or are pregnant are not eligible). Adult games too, such as Mommy, How Low Do They Hang? (measuments taken by committee), and for the men, Fishing Lies and How to Tell Them (disposable footwear recommended), Great Hunting and Drinking Stories (some gruesome photos in this seminar), and a night long Dale Earnhardt Remembrance (tissues provided, bring your own beer and autographed memorabilia for show and tell following. Thanks for looking, hurry dates are filling up fast.

Will you let me :cool: ??

:lmao:
 
Why are Southern divorces and hurricanes so similar?

'Cause in either case, someone's fixin' to loose a trailer.

Really neat picture, but the first thought I had was "Strong wind, no mo trailer".
 

limblips

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toppick08

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For you? Of course! Hell I even throw in a few bottles of my Billy Beer and let you use my bassboat.

:lol:

Looks like some of my cousins down in MS.

But there all Ole Miss fans........:lmao:
 
Over in Calvert, off Sixes Rd., there's a mobile home sitting high up off the ground on steel beams like that.
 
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