Rejected Children's Book Titles

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
1. Contraceptive Capers With SpongeBob

2. Ears; Our Secret Hiding Places

3. "Pop Goes The Gerbil" And Other Fun Microwave Games

4. Puberty Explained For Four-Year Olds

5. "Up Teacher's Dress", A Curious George Adventure

6. Let's Go To The Emergency Room!

7. A Toddler's Guide To Coming Out

8. "Barney Farted" and Other TV. Bloopers For Kids

9. Fun With Mommy's Buzzing Toys

10. Fun With Daddy's White Balloons

11. My Little Penis; A Self Discovery Guide For Pre-schoolers

12. Strawberry Shortcake and The Menstrual Monster

13. "Mr. Dangley's World" and Other Potty Time Stories

14. Where G.I. Joe Fits

15. "Mr. Rogers; Behind The Smiles"

16. Andy Ice Pick and the Anus

17. "Fun With Your Tinky-Winky", A Tele-Tubbies Tale

18. A Catholic Child's Guide To Pleasing The Priest

19. "You Wet The Bed" and Other Reasons Jesus Cries

20. "Smell That?" A Golden Hygiene Book

21. NyQuil And Benadryl, My Sleepy-Time Friends

22. 101 Reasons You Make Mommy Sad

23. "Uncle Jimmy's Night Time Visit"

24. "Why Some Weiners Wear Turtlenecks And Some Don't", The Circumcision Explanation Book

25. "Nipples & Pins" A Collection of Ways To Wake Up Daddy
 
Top