REMINDER: Chew your food before you swallow it, ya freaking wolverine

[vraiblonde]

Can boneless wings include bones? High court weighs in

An Ohio supreme court ruled 4-3 on Thursday that consumers ordering boneless wings should not expect the items to be free of bones, just like chicken fingers do not contain fingers.

www.foxbusiness.com

Man wolfing down boneless wings inhales a bone
Sues restaurant all "my boneless wings had bones!"
Court: MFer chew your food. Case dismissed.

 

[thurley42]

On one hand, if I order boneless, I feel I should expect no bones........

On the other hand, I can't believe the high court of Ohio decided to take this case.

 

[RoseRed]

jabberwocky

 

[luvmygdaughters]

If anybody watched the old SNL, when it was actually funny, with John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, etc. There was a skit Belushi did dressed like Elizabeth Taylor (in her older years) where she was chowing down on fried chicken and got a bone stuck in her throat. Hilarious!! I tried to find a clip of it, but no success.

 

[Kyle]

If anybody watched the old SNL, when it was actually funny, with John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, etc. There was a skit Belushi did dressed like Elizabeth Taylor (in her older years) where she was chowing down on fried chicken and got a bone stuck in her throat. Hilarious!! I tried to find a clip of it, but no success.

I remember that skit.

 

[RoseRed]

I remember that skit.

Me too!

 

[RoseRed]

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