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Oh nasty!MMDad said:Actually, I'd rather you eat them. Why mess up your car?![]()

Oh nasty!MMDad said:Actually, I'd rather you eat them. Why mess up your car?![]()
How would I notice that around here? I'd only notice you if there weren't debris flying from your car! Then you'd be pulled over because the local LE would think you are bogarting.crabcake said:Oh nasty!I always keep a pack of crackers in the car in case I get the munchies. You'd know that if you drove behind me cuz I usually toss the wrapper out the window, then light up.
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MMDad said:Have you looked at a left turn lane lately? The piles of white things aren't crosses or teddy bears, they are butts. There is no enforcement. People don't stop at red lights and stop signs, but put up a yield and everyone stops.
Get ready for the upcoming election. Although signs are illegal on all state highways, they will be everywhere. What do the cops do about it? Nothing. Why? Because their bosses don't want them to.
Does that mean we couldn'tKain99 said:If you start bring attention to unenforced laws, we could be looking at an end to sodomy so shuddup!![]()
Yeah! Glad someone understands my panic!MMDad said:Does that mean we couldn'tany more?
CableChick said:Merge With Caution.
Always check for an opening early whenever you are merging onto a roadway. Do a head check first, to find a spot. Keep checking the traffic in front of you to make sure it is not slowing or stopping. Check your spot again, and merge into the traffic. The “yield” sign means exactly that, you must yield the right of way to the through traffic and stop if necessary. The through traffic is not required to yield to any entering traffic. Courtesy and responsibility is expected of all who use Maryland’s roadways.
Nothing burns my britches more than the idiots flying on to Route 4 from a side road and expecting you to slow down and let them in. I don't know one merge area on Route 4 in Prince Frederick. People learn the damn difference!!![]()
I think in Maryland, it is illegal to have sex while wearing socks. Poor Sockgirl.Kain99 said:If you start bring attention to unenforced laws, we could be looking at an end to sodomy so shuddup!![]()
That sounds like a great docu-drama.MMDad said:Try the new traffic circle in Lusby. Four idiots all stopped at yield signs, waving toward each other to go.
MMDad said:Try the new traffic circle in Lusby. Four idiots all stopped at yield signs, waving toward each other to go.
That one always burned my ass, too ... almost as much as when I try to flick my butt out the window, and it bounces off the mirror and back into my lap, down between my legs and rolls under my butt when I go to sit up.CableChick said:Merge With Caution.
Always check for an opening early whenever you are merging onto a roadway. Do a head check first, to find a spot. Keep checking the traffic in front of you to make sure it is not slowing or stopping. Check your spot again, and merge into the traffic. The “yield” sign means exactly that, you must yield the right of way to the through traffic and stop if necessary. The through traffic is not required to yield to any entering traffic. Courtesy and responsibility is expected of all who use Maryland’s roadways.
Nothing burns my britches more than the idiots flying on to Route 4 from a side road and expecting you to slow down and let them in. I don't know one merge area on Route 4 in Prince Frederick. People learn the damn difference!!![]()
Mine always managed to fly into the backseat!crabcake said:That one always burned my ass, too ... almost as much as when I try to flick my butt out the window, and it bounces off the mirror and back into my lap, down between my legs and rolls under my butt when I go to sit up.:
Justice served.crabcake said:That one always burned my ass, too ... almost as much as when I try to flick my butt out the window, and it bounces off the mirror and back into my lap, down between my legs and rolls under my butt when I go to sit up.:
Pinch, poke, ya' owe me a Coke.CableChick said:Mine always managed to fly into the backseat!![]()
Gee thanks!BuddyLee said:Justice served.![]()
crabcake said:Gee thanks!Meanwhile, I'm swerving all over the damn road in front of you, smashing some poor roadside memorial to pieces.
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crabcake said:The more I think about it, the more I'm fairly certain that I haven't seen any roadside memorials down here that I recall.But people here aren't in as much a rush to get everywhere as they are up north, and there doesn't seem to be as many deaths that I hear about due to car accidents. I guess that is evident when I think about how my car insurance dropped significantly when I moved here (in a major city) from Mechanicsville, where it was out in the country.
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I'm gonna come kick your azz!BuddyLee said:Pinch, poke, ya' owe me a Coke.
P.S. Direct TV rules!
I agree; even when I go out of town (up north), I find myself still driving slower and not racing as much ... unless I gotta go pee-pee.CableChick said:When I visit my family in Thomasville the slowness is a refreshing change!!!!