Ron Jeremy in Critical Condition

Bann

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
Well, I had no idea who this was or what the interest in his critical condition was.


:shelteredlife: :twitch:
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
vraiblonde said:
That is what made him a hero to every middle-aged man in America.
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He ruined a few fantasies for me. I'd see some hot "actress" and would check out her movies. When I saw that she did anything with him I considered her tainted, and no more fantasy. I get so skeeved out by him that I think just being in the same room would make me want to go take a scalding hot shower and pop some antibiotics.

Way back when someone on my ship played a movie he was in. About half way through there he contorts himself and starts to :gossip: himself. Absolutely disgusting.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
MMDad said:
He ruined a few fantasies for me. I'd see some hot "actress" and would check out her movies. When I saw that she did anything with him I considered her tainted, and no more fantasy. I get so skeeved out by him that I think just being in the same room would make me want to go take a scalding hot shower and pop some antibiotics.

Way back when someone on my ship played a movie he was in. About half way through there he contorts himself and starts to :gossip: himself. Absolutely disgusting.
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Must be a Muslim thing, the whole virgin bit.

Give me a good old fashioned American slut anytime who knows what she likes, what's she's doing and isn't going to get all out of sorts when the toy box and Raggedy Andy costume comes out.

Ron Jeremy was an entertainer and brought personality and humor to a profession sorely lacking in both. He for damn sure didn't take himself, or his co-start, too seriously. Some of the best journalism I have EVER seen was his impromptu interview of Houston (or was it Jasmine St. Clair???) in the middle of her trying to set some sort of gangbang record.

"So, Jasmine, how do you feel about this guys breathe, huh?"

"Well...Ron...a little to the left, pal...so...far...sooooo gooododod...."

Then he'd turn his mic to the dude "A real pro, ain't she?"

Just classic, classic entertainer. A real humanitarian.

:buddies:
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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It was Jasmine St. Claire, and Ron Jeremy was the only bright spot in that whole depressing soul-sucking "movie". He makes porn worth watching.
 
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ferdberfel

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He will make a full recovery to the dismay of 500 men lined up outside the hospital who were there waiting on the rumor that Mr. Jeremy had signed up to be an organ donor.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
ferdberfel said:
He will make a full recovery to the dismay of 500 men lined up outside the hospital who were there waiting on the rumor that Mr. Jeremy had signed up to be an organ donor.
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That would be like waiting in line to aquire Roto Rooters very first roto rooter.
 
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