Salsa's Last Night

vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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Why do they put umpteen potato pieces in Marie Callendar's frozen pot roast and hardly any carrots?

Oh, and pearl onions are Satan's loogie.
 
nobody really

nobody really

I need a nap
MJ said:
What comes out of your mouth when you hit your knee on the corner of your desk? I'm ashamed, but I JUST SAID "AHHH MOTHER F###" My mother would not be happy. :ohwell: Damn that hurt! :bawl:
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i asked my priest during confession once what was worse to say, mother ####er or goddamn.

he was not pleased.
 
belvak

belvak

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MJ said:
What comes out of your mouth when you hit your knee on the corner of your desk? I'm ashamed, but I JUST SAID "AHHH MOTHER F###" My mother would not be happy. :ohwell: Damn that hurt! :bawl:
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I have band aids and neosporin!!! :biggrin:
 
ZARA

ZARA

Registered User
BadGirl said:
Is there a trick to keep your clean sheets from tangling up in the dryer? I'm tired of pulling the sheets out, and when I unwind them, I find that there are areas that are still really damp. Usually I just make sure that I put those damp spots on Bob's side of the bed.
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Fold them in half long-ways then fold them in half short-ways (God I hope that makes sense) then lay them in the dryer.
 
Baja28

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
MJ said:
What comes out of your mouth when you hit your knee on the corner of your desk? I'm ashamed, but I JUST SAID "AHHH MOTHER F###" My mother would not be happy. :ohwell: Damn that hurt! :bawl:
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OK listen. If that happens again, you can tell and impress them that you speak Chinese. Just yell this:

"Ah bangmi fuk en kni!!"
 
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