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virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
Morning Sunshines!!

Nothing to look at here... Move along...

Here's looking at you kids!
 
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Railroad

Routinely Derailed
virgovictoria said:
Morning Sunshines!!

Look for a mostly sunny and 60 degree day out there! Guys, put on your wife beaters, white socks and black tennies... Gals, be sure to sport those light colored belly shirts with dark bras and too short of shorts... don't forget the shoes you got on sale that are just a smidge too small - making those jacked up toes overflow out the sides...

Here's looking at you kids!
:roflmao:

Morning, VV!
 
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Living is a performance art that requires you to find your own unique expression. This, if you're doing it well, is hard play. If you're not, it's hard work. Let music soothe your worries.

Yes, music does soothe this savage beast...:dance:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Ambiguity is the enemy. This is no time to count the pros and cons. Just go with the pros full force. Every affirmation moves you toward your goal, just as every doubt takes you off course.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). It takes maturity to listen to an argument that opposes your point of view and objectively evaluate it for merit. But you're a professional, and that's what professionals do!

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You'll come into contact with people who are under the weather. Combat the illness with comedy. (Laughter releases an infection-fighting substance called immunoglobulin.) Libra loves you.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). There's no mystery to attracting someone you perceive to be above your "station." You become a more attractive person by choosing more attractive actions. Objectivity serves your love life well.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Distractions are numerous. Though they are the same old diversions, somehow they appeal to you more now. It is the day in and day out practice of self-discipline that determines where you'll end up.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Love requires many things. Sacrifice is one of them. Do what you must to achieve harmony. New reading material contributes to the success of a project. The accumulation of knowledge means everything to your future.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). By interacting with people from different walks of life, you'll stumble upon a lucky break you wouldn't have encountered otherwise. Everything takes longer than you think, but you'll finish in the perfect time frame.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). The trick is to express yourself without causing anyone to feel defensive. Hang out with a carefree Aquarius or an indulgent Taurus. It's just what the doctor ordered to knock down your mental blocks.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Your underlying needs might be coloring your perception, which limits your effectiveness. So bring those needs to the surface. There's no shame in needing! It's only human.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Creative ideas are plenty now, but guard them carefully against possible criticism. If your personal support team is lacking in numbers or enthusiasm, remedy this by searching for some new blood.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Increase your luck by raising your shoulders. It's the clearest non-verbal signal that you will not reject a person who wants to approach you. When new people feel you are open and receptive, they give you opportunities.
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Aries (March 21 - April 19) <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>

What are you looking here, for? You should be on a spaceship, sticking a fish in your ear. It's not like you didn't get enough hints. If you are vaporized, it's your own darned fault, I'd say. <o:p></o:p>

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) <o:p></o:p>

Someone will dash up to you today, say "meep meep! bthpblthpblthp!", and then dash off. At least now you'll know how to spell it. <o:p></o:p>

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) <o:p></o:p>

You will watch a lot of TV today. But that's ok, if that's really what you want. <o:p></o:p>

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) <o:p></o:p>

Good time to become involved in a secret plot to overthrow someone or something. Personally, I think your best bet is to start small. You can pick up some tips in "Overthrowing Things For Fun And Profit" by Kwan No, M.D., Ph.D. <o:p></o:p>

Leo (July 23 - August 22) <o:p></o:p>

Excellent day to blow soap bubbles in unusual places. See if you can get them to drift by people who are thinking too hard. <o:p></o:p>

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) <o:p></o:p>

If you don't start flossing more often, the tooth fairy will be a constant companion. Start taking better care of yourself. <o:p></o:p>

Libra (September 22 - October 22) <o:p></o:p>

Not a good time to go forth and conquer. Try going fifth, and hover in the background. <o:p></o:p>

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) <o:p></o:p>

What you mostly need at this point in your life, is a retinue. Either that, or an entourage. The best way to get started is with a simple classified ad - look for "followers, hangers-on, sycophants, or toadies." <o:p></o:p>

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) <o:p></o:p>

You will be able to get out of doing an unpleasant task today, by pretending you are a chicken. <o:p></o:p>

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) <o:p></o:p>

Today you'll suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, and believe me, that'll hurt. <o:p></o:p>

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) <o:p></o:p>

.syas enoyna gniht elgnis a dnatsrednu ot elba eb t'now uoy yadot, ylddO <o:p></o:p>

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) <o:p></o:p>

Good day to wear tropical fruit on your head. <o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>
 

CMC122

Go Braves!
Kyle said:
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>

.syas enoyna gniht elgnis a dnatsrednu ot elba eb t'now uoy yadot, ylddO <o:p></o:p>
Good thing I understand the voices in my head:lmao:
 
Kyle said:
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) <o:p></o:p>

Someone will dash up to you today, say "meep meep! bthpblthpblthp!", and then dash off. At least now you'll know how to spell it. <o:p></o:p>
:shocking:
 

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Increase your luck by raising your shoulders. It's the clearest non-verbal signal that you will not reject a person who wants to approach you. When new people feel you are open and receptive, they give you opportunities.

Why can't they just give me cash? :shrug:
 

morganj614

New Member
Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Excellent day to blow soap bubbles in unusual places. See if you can get them to drift by people who are thinking too hard.

Woohoo. Sounds like a fun thingie to do while wine tasting!:bubble:
 
S

Shutterbug

Guest
Kyle said:
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) <o:p></o:p>

Someone will dash up to you today, say "meep meep! bthpblthpblthp!", and then dash off. At least now you'll know how to spell it. <o:p></o:p>
:roflmao: Good to know.
 

mainman

Set Trippin
virgovictoria said:
Here's looking at you kids!
I was in Walmart last night and had the Casablanca DVD in my hand almost bought it.... It was $20., I'm thinking I can find it somewhere else cheaper though...:lmao:

I opted for The Cider House Rules and Bonnie and Clyde instead.. they were both under $10. :killingme
 

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
BadGirl said:
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Increase your luck by raising your shoulders. It's the clearest non-verbal signal that you will not reject a person who wants to approach you. When new people feel you are open and receptive, they give you opportunities.

Why can't they just give me cash? :shrug:

'cause then the cops would arrest you for selling it.
 
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