Did I break the law yesterday pissing off the back of the boat?
Actually, yes. Human waste is only allowed to be dumped 2 or 3 (I can't remember which) miles offshore. Also you could be cited for indecent exposure in MD and all the way up to a sex offense in VA for hanging your wang. I am not saying I have not done this I am just regurgitating what I was told in a boater safety/environmental class I took.