I went to a bar years ago and sat next to a hot red head. Asked may I buy you a beer?
She said sure but you should know I am a lesbian.
Lesbian what is that? You parents are from Lesibion?
No do you see that woman on the other side of the bar?
Yes, I was thinking of sitting next to her or you and sat here because you are so hot.
She said I want to take her to bed and make mad passionate love to her for five hours.
I said, Bar Tender bring me and my friend a beer, I just found out I am a lesbian.