Show me the money!

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EmptyTimCup

Guest
How lazy.



Serendippity has Gotten me where I am today ........ things just happen




A good friend says I am the only person he knows who could fall into #### and come out smelling like a rose ......
 
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EmptyTimCup

Guest
Look at this dingbat:

just for the pleasure of saying they have a cute little bimbette on their arm






Naa I'd hit that and move on ........ maybe leave her in Fl. at the end of the vacation :killingme maybe even lever the next morning for a trip to Europe :whistle:

her voice would get on my nerves ...........
 

Dakota

~~~~~~~
Her eHarmony video will rake in any number of rich guys who will be happy to set her up for life, just for the pleasure of saying they have a cute little bimbette on their arm. I should at least be able to bring in a few hundred thou.

I bet she has 150 cats in her basement. :twitch:
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
I know you're being somewhat facetious about all this, but in truth you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas. Most guys I know in this "arrangement" are likely to eventually resolve this with violence. I don't think you'd like the consequences and headaches this sort of thing brings with it.
 

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
A guy friend and I have been having an ongoing argument about this:

I know several men who have married absolute vipers, who took their money, raked them over the coals, and left them screwed, blued and tattooed. Literally tattooed - branded for life with this #####'s name on some body part.

She got the house, alimony, child support, everything, and a guy who is making over $100k a year is renting a room from someone because that's all he can afford.

Before you blame her too much, these guys all pretty much did this to themselves. All of them could have easily gotten a better divorce deal - one of them is actually still married to a woman he has never lived with and sees a few times a year, yet he sends her his paycheck so she can live in their awesome house in another state (with her young children from a previous marriage).

I want that deal. I want to hook up with some guy who will live in another state and just send me money every month. My guy friend says I'm too independent to play the game and I don't have it in me to victimize some poor schmuck - I disagree with that. My thinking is that he's going to get played by someone and end giving her all his money anyway - that someone might as well be me. :yay:

So whaddaya think? Granted, I'm probably 20 years too late for golddigging, but I'm still a decent catch for some dummy...uh, I mean gentleman. He'll I'd even cook him dinner and throw some butt his way every now and then. Plus my house is always clean, which is better than any of those guys got with the women who now have all their cash.

Does it make me a bad person that I want the money that would go to some harpy for myself?

Well, he'd probably kick the bucket before he got the itch to go look for a younger squeeze. Plus - even if he wanted to go look for something else you still got the deal. :yay:
 

xobxdoc

Active Member
A guy friend and I have been having an ongoing argument about this:

I know several men who have married absolute vipers, who took their money, raked them over the coals, and left them screwed, blued and tattooed. Literally tattooed - branded for life with this #####'s name on some body part.

She got the house, alimony, child support, everything, and a guy who is making over $100k a year is renting a room from someone because that's all he can afford.

Before you blame her too much, these guys all pretty much did this to themselves. All of them could have easily gotten a better divorce deal - one of them is actually still married to a woman he has never lived with and sees a few times a year, yet he sends her his paycheck so she can live in their awesome house in another state (with her young children from a previous marriage).

I want that deal. I want to hook up with some guy who will live in another state and just send me money every month. My guy friend says I'm too independent to play the game and I don't have it in me to victimize some poor schmuck - I disagree with that. My thinking is that he's going to get played by someone and end giving her all his money anyway - that someone might as well be me. :yay:

So whaddaya think? Granted, I'm probably 20 years too late for golddigging, but I'm still a decent catch for some dummy...uh, I mean gentleman. He'll I'd even cook him dinner and throw some butt his way every now and then. Plus my house is always clean, which is better than any of those guys got with the women who now have all their cash.

Does it make me a bad person that I want the money that would go to some harpy for myself?

Ass for cash, you set the bar pretty high.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Ass for cash, you set the bar pretty high.

You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:

What exactly constitutes prostitution? Does your "date" have to pay you in cash, or can he pay you in real estate or jewelry? How about if he simply pays you with marriage and a house to live in? How about if he pays you with the $5 beer he bought you? Or even if he doesn't pay you a damn thing and you gave it away for free?

How is it different when a prostitute charges $50 for sex (or whatever they charge) vs. some girl who goes home with the guy who's been buying her drinks all night? Or even vs. the bored housewife who gives the old man a mercy boink every now and then?

I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.
 

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:

What exactly constitutes prostitution? Does your "date" have to pay you in cash, or can he pay you in real estate or jewelry? How about if he simply pays you with marriage and a house to live in? How about if he pays you with the $5 beer he bought you? Or even if he doesn't pay you a damn thing and you gave it away for free?

How is it different when a prostitute charges $50 for sex (or whatever they charge) vs. some girl who goes home with the guy who's been buying her drinks all night? Or even vs. the bored housewife who gives the old man a mercy boink every now and then?

I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.
I wish that when I got married, I would have negotiated for a better payoff. I deserve to be rich.
 

onebdzee

off the shelf
You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:

What exactly constitutes prostitution? Does your "date" have to pay you in cash, or can he pay you in real estate or jewelry? How about if he simply pays you with marriage and a house to live in? How about if he pays you with the $5 beer he bought you? Or even if he doesn't pay you a damn thing and you gave it away for free?

How is it different when a prostitute charges $50 for sex (or whatever they charge) vs. some girl who goes home with the guy who's been buying her drinks all night? Or even vs. the bored housewife who gives the old man a mercy boink every now and then?

I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.

If you really want to get technical about it, anything that you do in exchange for self gratification(sex, someone to talk to, someone to buy you things) is a form of prostitution...marriage/dating/living together is just a legalized form of it
 
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EmptyTimCup

Guest
You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:

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I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.

:shrug:

I saw this video one time ...

girl gets in for a date (maybe blind date or 1st date) ....after the hellos are over ....

..... rattles off all this stuff, dinner, movie cost this cost that, you will eat this you want to eat that, but you don't want to seem greedy / piggy ..... so how about we cut out the next 4 hrs of awkward conversation and dinner and you take this burger in the bag, and you give me a hand job ......


of course the video ends with the woman eating the burger and the her arm off camera (supposed to be giving the guy a hand job)

:killingme



 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
If you really want to get technical about it, anything that you do in exchange for self gratification(sex, someone to talk to, someone to buy you things) is a form of prostitution...marriage/dating/living together is just a legalized form of it

:shrug:

Xobxdoc was probably trying to insult me with his comment (pfft, nice try), but it really is interesting how society frowns on certain forms of paid companionship, yet approves of others.

And also interesting are some of the insinuations that my honesty with regard to intent is a bad thing, yet if I pretended to love the guy and *then* took him for everything he owned, that would be morally better. :lol:
 
If you really want to get technical about it, anything that you do in exchange for self gratification(sex, someone to talk to, someone to buy you things) is a form of prostitution...marriage/dating/living together is just a legalized form of it

The US Government is the biggest ho' in the world, not only do they take our money in return for small favors, they take our money and give favors to those that can't pay for them and they do it all through extortion and intimidation.
 

xobxdoc

Active Member
You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:

What exactly constitutes prostitution? Does your "date" have to pay you in cash, or can he pay you in real estate or jewelry? How about if he simply pays you with marriage and a house to live in? How about if he pays you with the $5 beer he bought you? Or even if he doesn't pay you a damn thing and you gave it away for free?

How is it different when a prostitute charges $50 for sex (or whatever they charge) vs. some girl who goes home with the guy who's been buying her drinks all night? Or even vs. the bored housewife who gives the old man a mercy boink every now and then?

I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.

This is the argument prostitutes use to make them feel better about how they make their money.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
This is the argument prostitutes use to make them feel better about how they make their money.

Okay, so you have nothing intelligent to say, nor do you have anything substantive to add to the discussion. Duly noted.
 

StrawberryGal

Sweet and Innocent
A guy friend and I have been having an ongoing argument about this:

I know several men who have married absolute vipers, who took their money, raked them over the coals, and left them screwed, blued and tattooed. Literally tattooed - branded for life with this #####'s name on some body part.

She got the house, alimony, child support, everything, and a guy who is making over $100k a year is renting a room from someone because that's all he can afford.

Before you blame her too much, these guys all pretty much did this to themselves. All of them could have easily gotten a better divorce deal - one of them is actually still married to a woman he has never lived with and sees a few times a year, yet he sends her his paycheck so she can live in their awesome house in another state (with her young children from a previous marriage).

I want that deal. I want to hook up with some guy who will live in another state and just send me money every month. My guy friend says I'm too independent to play the game and I don't have it in me to victimize some poor schmuck - I disagree with that. My thinking is that he's going to get played by someone and end giving her all his money anyway - that someone might as well be me. :yay:

So whaddaya think? Granted, I'm probably 20 years too late for golddigging, but I'm still a decent catch for some dummy...uh, I mean gentleman. He'll I'd even cook him dinner and throw some butt his way every now and then. Plus my house is always clean, which is better than any of those guys got with the women who now have all their cash.

Does it make me a bad person that I want the money that would go to some harpy for myself?


I have a friend that let his gold-digger girlfriend with four kids moved in his house. :coffee:
 
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