Pfft. Move on - I'm tryin' to swing a deal here.
What? You said you were looking for rich? Well, I'm Rich.
Pfft. Move on - I'm tryin' to swing a deal here.
Maybe that's my problem - I don't love cats enough.
You are one messed up individual.
How lazy.
Look at this dingbat:
just for the pleasure of saying they have a cute little bimbette on their arm
Her eHarmony video will rake in any number of rich guys who will be happy to set her up for life, just for the pleasure of saying they have a cute little bimbette on their arm. I should at least be able to bring in a few hundred thou.
A guy friend and I have been having an ongoing argument about this:
I know several men who have married absolute vipers, who took their money, raked them over the coals, and left them screwed, blued and tattooed. Literally tattooed - branded for life with this #####'s name on some body part.
She got the house, alimony, child support, everything, and a guy who is making over $100k a year is renting a room from someone because that's all he can afford.
Before you blame her too much, these guys all pretty much did this to themselves. All of them could have easily gotten a better divorce deal - one of them is actually still married to a woman he has never lived with and sees a few times a year, yet he sends her his paycheck so she can live in their awesome house in another state (with her young children from a previous marriage).
I want that deal. I want to hook up with some guy who will live in another state and just send me money every month. My guy friend says I'm too independent to play the game and I don't have it in me to victimize some poor schmuck - I disagree with that. My thinking is that he's going to get played by someone and end giving her all his money anyway - that someone might as well be me.
So whaddaya think? Granted, I'm probably 20 years too late for golddigging, but I'm still a decent catch for some dummy...uh, I mean gentleman. He'll I'd even cook him dinner and throw some butt his way every now and then. Plus my house is always clean, which is better than any of those guys got with the women who now have all their cash.
Does it make me a bad person that I want the money that would go to some harpy for myself?
I bet she has 150 cats in her basement.
A guy friend and I have been having an ongoing argument about this:
I know several men who have married absolute vipers, who took their money, raked them over the coals, and left them screwed, blued and tattooed. Literally tattooed - branded for life with this #####'s name on some body part.
She got the house, alimony, child support, everything, and a guy who is making over $100k a year is renting a room from someone because that's all he can afford.
Before you blame her too much, these guys all pretty much did this to themselves. All of them could have easily gotten a better divorce deal - one of them is actually still married to a woman he has never lived with and sees a few times a year, yet he sends her his paycheck so she can live in their awesome house in another state (with her young children from a previous marriage).
I want that deal. I want to hook up with some guy who will live in another state and just send me money every month. My guy friend says I'm too independent to play the game and I don't have it in me to victimize some poor schmuck - I disagree with that. My thinking is that he's going to get played by someone and end giving her all his money anyway - that someone might as well be me.
So whaddaya think? Granted, I'm probably 20 years too late for golddigging, but I'm still a decent catch for some dummy...uh, I mean gentleman. He'll I'd even cook him dinner and throw some butt his way every now and then. Plus my house is always clean, which is better than any of those guys got with the women who now have all their cash.
Does it make me a bad person that I want the money that would go to some harpy for myself?
Ass for cash, you set the bar pretty high.
I wish that when I got married, I would have negotiated for a better payoff. I deserve to be rich.You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:
What exactly constitutes prostitution? Does your "date" have to pay you in cash, or can he pay you in real estate or jewelry? How about if he simply pays you with marriage and a house to live in? How about if he pays you with the $5 beer he bought you? Or even if he doesn't pay you a damn thing and you gave it away for free?
How is it different when a prostitute charges $50 for sex (or whatever they charge) vs. some girl who goes home with the guy who's been buying her drinks all night? Or even vs. the bored housewife who gives the old man a mercy boink every now and then?
I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.
You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:
What exactly constitutes prostitution? Does your "date" have to pay you in cash, or can he pay you in real estate or jewelry? How about if he simply pays you with marriage and a house to live in? How about if he pays you with the $5 beer he bought you? Or even if he doesn't pay you a damn thing and you gave it away for free?
How is it different when a prostitute charges $50 for sex (or whatever they charge) vs. some girl who goes home with the guy who's been buying her drinks all night? Or even vs. the bored housewife who gives the old man a mercy boink every now and then?
I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.
You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:
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I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.
If you really want to get technical about it, anything that you do in exchange for self gratification(sex, someone to talk to, someone to buy you things) is a form of prostitution...marriage/dating/living together is just a legalized form of it
If you really want to get technical about it, anything that you do in exchange for self gratification(sex, someone to talk to, someone to buy you things) is a form of prostitution...marriage/dating/living together is just a legalized form of it
You raise an interesting point, and I was just discussing this with a friend not too long ago:
What exactly constitutes prostitution? Does your "date" have to pay you in cash, or can he pay you in real estate or jewelry? How about if he simply pays you with marriage and a house to live in? How about if he pays you with the $5 beer he bought you? Or even if he doesn't pay you a damn thing and you gave it away for free?
How is it different when a prostitute charges $50 for sex (or whatever they charge) vs. some girl who goes home with the guy who's been buying her drinks all night? Or even vs. the bored housewife who gives the old man a mercy boink every now and then?
I will submit to you that a straightforward business transaction is a hell of a lot more honest than most of the reasons people get married.
This is the argument prostitutes use to make them feel better about how they make their money.
A guy friend and I have been having an ongoing argument about this:
I know several men who have married absolute vipers, who took their money, raked them over the coals, and left them screwed, blued and tattooed. Literally tattooed - branded for life with this #####'s name on some body part.
She got the house, alimony, child support, everything, and a guy who is making over $100k a year is renting a room from someone because that's all he can afford.
Before you blame her too much, these guys all pretty much did this to themselves. All of them could have easily gotten a better divorce deal - one of them is actually still married to a woman he has never lived with and sees a few times a year, yet he sends her his paycheck so she can live in their awesome house in another state (with her young children from a previous marriage).
I want that deal. I want to hook up with some guy who will live in another state and just send me money every month. My guy friend says I'm too independent to play the game and I don't have it in me to victimize some poor schmuck - I disagree with that. My thinking is that he's going to get played by someone and end giving her all his money anyway - that someone might as well be me.
So whaddaya think? Granted, I'm probably 20 years too late for golddigging, but I'm still a decent catch for some dummy...uh, I mean gentleman. He'll I'd even cook him dinner and throw some butt his way every now and then. Plus my house is always clean, which is better than any of those guys got with the women who now have all their cash.
Does it make me a bad person that I want the money that would go to some harpy for myself?