We were thinking about getting stuff from Schwanns and an appointment was set up. Young lady comes to the house, we invite her in and she sees one of my wife's cats and turned around went outside..she wouldn't come in because she was afraid of cats...Never rescheduled...
One day I was out mowing my lawn and a Capital Meats truck driving by decided to stop. I turned off the mower and he approached and gave a really pathetic sales pitch so I replied "What part of buying meat from the back of a truck in 90 degree weather sounds like a good idea?" He got pretty bitchy with me after that.