Singles to Meet?

[dems4me]

What is with all these Chuck Norris jokes?

I got this in my krama

Happy Tuesday! 07-31-2007 10:18 AM Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

I have neither posted anything about him nor do I like him

 

[itsbob]

Remind me where you went, so I don't meet guys like Bob

that would be Damons at lunch time...


Or the abandoned runway at Webster Field..

 

[BadGirl]

that would be Damons at lunch time...


Or the abandoned runway at Webster Field..

 

[Chain729]

that would be Damons at lunch time...


Or the abandoned runway at Webster Field..

Or whatever theater is playing a Missing in Action marathon.

 

[itsbob]

Or whatever theater is playing a Missing in Action marathon.

Way of the Dragon.. You know the movie?? The one where Chuck gets handed his ass by Bruce Lee??

 

[smoothmarine187]

Way of the Dragon.. You know the movie?? The one where Chuck gets handed his ass by Bruce Lee??

That was a Chuck Norris stunt double. When the real Chuck Norris heard what they did, well, you know, it's not really a mystery why Bruce Lee is dead.

 

[warneckutz]

That was a Chuck Norris stunt double. When the real Chuck Norris heard what they did, well, you know, it's not really a mystery why Bruce Lee is dead.

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

 

[vraiblonde]

ALl the honest ones in that age bracket are taken.. or gay... or both!

Quote of the Century!

 

[Chain729]

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

A baby kissed by Chuck Norris makes Achilles look vulnerable.

 

[virgovictoria]

I got this in my krama

Happy Tuesday! 07-31-2007 10:18 AM Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

I have neither posted anything about him nor do I like him

Apparently this is true - even w/o searching for Chuck Norris. I rolled over to look at the TV in the middle of the night - and who was staring back at me? Walker, Texas Ranger!

 

[warneckutz]

Alrighty then. Thank you for that bit of information!

I think the Chuck Norris thing is wearing off...


Wait...

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.


Not yet...

 

[itsbob]

Quote of the Century!

Damn, and to think I only had three years to go back and delete that one..