Skunks

Why is it that there are so many road kill stink bombs this time of year? Is it mating season or something? I can't get to work without passing two or three new ones per day. The one last week by gate one nearly caused me to lose it. The guy checking id's wasn't too happy about it either. :lmao:
 

harleygirl

Working for the weekend
desertrat said:
Why is it that there are so many road kill stink bombs this time of year? Is it mating season or something? I can't get to work without passing two or three new ones per day. The one last week by gate one nearly caused me to lose it. The guy checking id's wasn't too happy about it either. :lmao:

I had a pet skunk as a young child. Stinky was his name, he was descented of course. He was litter box trained, best pet I ever had....... :huggy: I remember that stupid song "dead skunk in the middle of the road" was popular at that time. :mad: I wrote a letter to WPGC and told them it offended me. :lmao:
 

Pandora

New Member
desertrat said:
Why is it that there are so many road kill stink bombs this time of year? Is it mating season or something? I can't get to work without passing two or three new ones per day. The one last week by gate one nearly caused me to lose it. The guy checking id's wasn't too happy about it either. :lmao:

I will not tell a lie for it was I that knocked the cream cheese out of one right around Rt. 5 and Calloway on Saturday.
 
Pete said:
They smell even better on a bike. :frown:
You mean if they are on a bike or you are? :lmao:
I have been riding lately. This one by gate one was about 4' from me in slow traffic. Fresh too. :barf:
 
harleygirl said:
I had a pet skunk as a young child. Stinky was his name, he was descented of course. He was litter box trained, best pet I ever had....... :huggy: I remember that stupid song "dead skunk in the middle of the road" was popular at that time. :mad: I wrote a letter to WPGC and told them it offended me. :lmao:
My neighbors had one. It was OBESE. Kinda mean too.
 

Pete

Repete
desertrat said:
You mean if they are on a bike or you are? :lmao:
I have been riding lately. This one by gate one was about 4' from me in slow traffic. Fresh too. :barf:
I have noticed that while skunks do reek, nothing is worse than road kill dog about 4 days into a bloat in 90 degree weather.
 
Pete said:
I have noticed that while skunks do reek, nothing is worse than road kill dog about 4 days into a bloat in 90 degree weather.
Once I made the mistake of sticking my knife into a bloated shark on the beach. That gas hit me right in the face (I didn't always think things through as a child) Instant hurl! :lmao:
 

rack'm

Jaded
desertrat said:
Once I made the mistake of sticking my knife into a bloated shark on the beach. That gas hit me right in the face (I didn't always think things through as a child) Instant hurl! :lmao:


:roflmao: :killingme :roflmao:
 

Otter

Nothing to see here
harleygirl said:
I had a pet skunk as a young child. Stinky was his name, he was descented of course. He was litter box trained, best pet I ever had....... :huggy: I remember that stupid song "dead skunk in the middle of the road" was popular at that time. :mad: I wrote a letter to WPGC and told them it offended me. :lmao:

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
 

Pete

Repete
desertrat said:
Once I made the mistake of sticking my knife into a bloated shark on the beach. That gas hit me right in the face (I didn't always think things through as a child) Instant hurl! :lmao:
Oh don't I know. As a proud participant in a rousing game of "Touch the dead cow" I have smelled smells that could make a buzzard hurl. :lol:
 

harleygirl

Working for the weekend
otter said:
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
That is the one....... :mad:
 
otter said:
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Loudon Wainwright III ...gee whatever happened to him? And why are there so many dead skunks?
 

Otter

Nothing to see here
desertrat said:
Loudon Wainwright III ...gee whatever happened to him? And why are there so many dead skunks?

No idea..last time I saw him, he was on MASH as an extra.
 
Pete said:
Oh don't I know. As a proud participant in a rousing game of "Touch the dead cow" I have smelled smells that could make a buzzard hurl. :lol:
Speaking of buzzard hurl, I'll bet that's pretty bad in itself. :yay:
 
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