Slow Joe!

[Gilligan]

Biden Thankful For Gas Crisis To Distract From Inflation Crisis, Unemployment Crisis, And Border Crisis

Biden Thankful For Gas Crisis To Distract From Inflation Crisis, Unemployment Crisis, And Border Crisis

“Finally, a distraction!” said Biden letting out a sigh of relief. "It was either ‘inflation crisis’ this, or ‘unemployment crisis’ that, and I don't even want to hear the words 'border crisis' again. I was like-- would you just shut up man?!”

babylonbee.com

"Didn't this start out as a satire site?"

 

[Hijinx]

It sure sounds true to me.

 

[Kyle]

Biden Continues Rollback Of Trump Policies Like Peace In The Middle East

“Everything President Trump did was completely wrong, so the opposite of what he did must be right,” said White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki. “Thus, the Biden administration remains committed to doing the opposite of everything Donald Trump did in the Middle East as well.”

Psaki said the administration’s new Middle East policy calls for as much violence as it takes to completely eradicate the peace brought about by Donald Trump. “The people of this region lost many good years of violence and bloodshed,” Psaki noted. “We’re going to make that up to them, even if it takes decades of war to do so.”

Biden Continues Rollback Of Trump Policies Like Peace In The Middle East

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A spokeswoman for President Biden said Wednesday that he remains committed to rolling back all of former President Donald Trump’s policies, including peace in the Middle East. Palestinians in the West Bank voiced their collective approval by launching celebratory rockets into...

babylonbee.com

 

[Kyle]

Joe Biden Proposes More Education Spending to Solve Gas Shortage

Joe Biden Proposes More Education Spending to Solve Gas Shortage

President Joe Biden on Wednesday proposed more federal spending on education when asked how to end the gas shortage on the East coast.

www.breitbart.com

 

[Kyle]

 

[Kyle]

Nation Trying To Remember What Happened Around 100 Days Ago When All These Crises Started

Nation Trying To Remember What Happened Around 100 Days Ago When All These Crises Started

U.S.—According to reports from across the nation, Americans everywhere were trying to remember what exactly happened approximately 100 days ago when everything went to heck.

babylonbee.com

 

[Grumpy]

Hoping this is alot like 'Who Shot J.R.?' but I got a feeling it isn't.

 

[Monello]

Hoping this is alot like 'Who Shot J.R.?' but I got a feeling it isn't.

I'm waiting for some teenager to yell "PSYCHE"! That somehow this was all an elaborate joke.

 

[PJay]

Peeping through my fingers like I do when watching a horror flick.

 

[Kyle]

Psaki Says Biden Is So Incredibly Fit He Has Achieved Resting Heart Rate Of Zero

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference yesterday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki revealed that President Biden is very fit and healthy-- so healthy, that he has achieved a resting heart rate of zero beats per minute.

babylonbee.com

 

[Grumpy]

 

[Hijinx]

I haven't heard about the gas prices in Britain or France or Germany, but I have an idea.
Biden is against our oil companies , he stops fracking, he stops new drilling, he takes a country that was oil independent under Trump, and he will make us dependent of foreign oil. When we start buying foreign oil the supply will drop in Britain, France and Germany and all over the world.
When this idiot causes the prices to go up in America, they can thank Joe Biden, because it will go up all over the world.

To my opinion, the foreign countries should be throwing rocks at Biden.
He isn't just screwing up our country he is screwing up theirs.

 

[herb749]

Its so sad that the media in this country is running cover for this guy. But they are in bed with the party.

 

[Kyle]

Its so sad that the media in this country is running cover for this guy. But they are in bed with the party.

They've been doing so for decades.

The difference now, is the mask is off.

 

[Kyle]

Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream

CLEVELAND, OH—President Joe Biden wowed reporters again with his love for ice cream. Biden had gone to Honey Hut Ice Cream, and while he waited for his order, a FOX News reporter approached Biden to ask him a question.“If the virus is found to be from a Chinese lab, then—” the reporter started...

babylonbee.com

 

[Kyle]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has found himself in hot water once again after it was revealed today that he belongs to an organization with roots in racism and white supremacy, the Democratic Party.

Bombshell Investigation Reveals Biden Belongs To Organization With White Supremacist Roots

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has found himself in hot water once again after it was revealed today that he belongs to an organization with roots in racism and white supremacy, the Democratic Party.

babylonbee.com

 

[Kyle]

 

[Kyle]

 

[Kyle]

 

[Kyle]